James

that little drummer boy was pretty off the mark about things newborns like

fun game called Never Text Back ok I see you've already started playing

There's a guy outside waiting for a bus & I don't have the heart to tell him it's not a bus stop. Also kinda want to see how this plays out

[first date begins] so tell me about *orchestra swells* oh ok they're telling me to wrap this up

started slow dancing to November Rain back in junior high and the song just now ended

halp I've been trapped in a game of Monopoly since the summer of 1986