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Midwest, USA
Joined February 2010
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Why are you, a restaurant website, gatekeeping your online menu by making me choose delivery or pick-up, when I merely need to mentally rehearse my drive-thru order
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If you’re happy and you know it, unclench your jaw.
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starting conversations with short people by saying “back when i was your height…”
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will i understand wwiii if i didn’t see the first two.
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Trying to out sunglass the hut.
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Calorie tracker: I’ll help you see everything you ate today. White t-shirt: lol same.
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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.
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Hear me out, Weird Al performs at the next Super Bowl halftime show & the artists he parodies joins him on stage to sing along – at Baxley, GA
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If you’re going to spend money getting a degree, just major in calligraphy and then you can have any degree you want.
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Never will you ever see anyone so sad as an asshole who has been called an asshole.
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I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.
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A lot of people frown on demon possession, but then can’t name a quicker way to learn Latin.
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I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. No, I much prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.
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Some of the nice things about fall are going to bed when it's dark, and waking up when it's dark and going to work when it's still dark and getting off when it's dark eating dinner in the dark embrace the dark become the dark
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Love means never having to sleep alone in your own bed again all stretched out completely comfortable, quiet, peaceful and so well rested
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If Bono could find Waldo, I feel like we could really tie up a couple of loose ends.
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I saw a coyote in the woods today. I thought it was a dog up until it stopped, looked straight at me and opened an umbrella just as a boulder fell on its head.
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Look down on someone all you want, it won’t make them look up to you.
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My biggest fear is going missing and not being able to pre-approve the photo they use on the news
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Sorry I didn't respond to your text, I was trying to figure out how a normal person would respond and then just gave up.
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