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Human man. Former scholar. Resident of Biff Tannen's 1985. Downton Abbey in the streets, Peaky Blinders in the sheets.

New York, NY
Joined July 2011
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Environmental lawyer Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. stops his car on Interstate 684 in New York State while traveling with his children and cuts the penis off a road-killed raccoon.
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I've been using X for 20 years, and I'm only just discovering that you can just log off and not come back.
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Brian Cashman said they will not replace Omar Minaya's or Brian Sabean's roles in the front office. "I was thankful that ownership allowed me to onboard those guys four years ago. As costs continue to stretch here, I had to make some tough decisions. We're not going to replace, or not going to duplicate those positions, or replace them as we move forward. Unfortunately, there was some give that had to take place. They're really excellent baseball people that I think will add value somewhere if somebody's got an opportunity."
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Do the Colts have a side deal to improve the Jets draft capital? What is wrong with them?
The #Vikings also inquired about Justin Herbert, Daniel Jones and Geno Smith before striking a deal with the #Raiders for Kirk Cousins, per multiple league sources. The Colts listened but did not want to move Jones, while the Jets felt Smith was too important to the team and the development of other players. The Chargers, I’m told, immediately shut down all inquiries for Herbert, who also has a no-trade clause.
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John Harbaugh
#Vikings rookie DT Caleb Banks, their 1st-round pick in April, is a healthy inactive tonight vs. the Buffalo Bills.
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This will be the sixth time we have destroyed the DC cinematic universe, and we have become exceedingly efficient at it.
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Arvel Reese had one monster game and it’s gassing giants fans heads up. Theirs been games where you don’t even know he’s playing. David Bailey has been more consistent and has the second most sacks for a rookie through 8 games since 2002.
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It's 2027 in the Bay Area. You take a driverless Uber to the polyamorous meetup to chill with your bros. 40% of attendees have the measles
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They’re going to trade a first for JJ
The way Schefter is talking here intimates something massive for the Vikings at QB lol
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I’m not the biggest FDNY guy, but she was on a pre-planned trip and were she here it’s not like she could un-do the fire or put it in jail.
The FDNY commissioner can't be bothered to talk about a fatal fire in Brooklyn while on a junket in Puerto Rico, showing no interest in the tragedy or its cause.
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Who has better weapons? Jets Vs Giants WR1: Garrett Wilson = Malik Nabers WR2: AD Mitchell > Malachi Fields WR3: Omar Cooper Jr > Darnell Mooney TE1: Mason Taylor < Isiah Likley TE2: Kenyon Sadiq > Theo Johnson RB1: Braelon Allen > Cam Skatt RB2: Breece Hall > Tyrone Tracy
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I love how even after an electoral apocalypse, they still don't get it. They can't or won't blame the guy behind all of it, he's treated like the weather, an act of God we must maneuver around - not confront directly. It's right there in front of you, Chuck.
I'd love to speak to the MAGA political consultant that put together the focus group that said Thom Tillis and John Cornyn needed to be jettisoned from the GOP or Lindsey Graham's sister was ready to run for the senate.
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Cholesterol?
Luka Doncic goes backward in one statistical category, and Lakers are thrilled trib.al/iCAWFsn
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If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.
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Not endorsing this, but there's an alternate universe where DeSantis is cruising to a second term election in two years and the GOP maintains Congressional control. It's just that Republicans are wholly consumed by a cultist who has completely captured their platform. Amazing.
Governor DeSantis BLASTS Kristi Noem for bungling mass deportations and turning it into a shit show for her own glory. DeSantis BLASTS Congressmen like Byron Donalds for making millions on the stock market. DeSantis BLASTS Alina Habba for getting a $10 million government contract and securing a presidential pardon for her boyfriend. “If the people in office don't display some civic virtue about public service as a sacrifice. It's not to use the public office for private gain. I declined the pension in Congress. I declined the health care. I didn't trade the stocks. And I believe in congressional term limits. I mean, imagine if you went to the American people and actually tried to get that done. That's not right or left. That's something that a lot of people realize.. These guys work for themselves. They should be working for you.”
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Joe Buck: Man Troy is Caleb williams special or what? Troy Aikman: I’m going to hurt you Joe. I’m going to hurt the people closest to you and then I’m going to hurt you.
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If what I'm living in now is some terribly communist hell that rivals Havana or Beijing, I guess the communists have a good deal going? This messaging is so weird. We can all see outside, dude.
RNC Chair Joe Gruters claims "blue states are terrible ... they are living in some communist utopia that doesn't exist. The path to Havana and Beijing and Moscow is not the way to prosperity"
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This is going to be a huge mistake if it happens.
Huge multi-piece trade incoming this week? Giant even? Seems Taylor made.
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The DOE has a huge problem here obviously, but this is a lesson for parents who simply aren't paying close attention.
In a devastating 1rst-person piece, NYC education advocate and mom Adriana Aviles tells how her son received the highest grades in math throughout elementary and middle school in Queens’ District 26, the best in the city. Yet now in high school, she soon discovered, “He couldn’t solve basic algebra. He couldn’t do geometry. He couldn’t compute elementary-school fractions." “My shock soon gave way to heartbreak, then anger. The NYC education system had betrayed my son to make itself look better." “I failed too. I didn’t scrutinize his work closely or check his performance on state test scores because I figured if his report cards were good then everything was fine.” “I looked back and discovered he was deemed ‘not proficient’ in math on a 7th-grade state exam.” nypost.com/2026/10/31/us-new…
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JD Vance: we can fix hospitals by making everyone speak English. RFK: sick people should go to a sauna instead of the ER. Trump, onstage, mid-stroke: I’ll swallow it all. Euur ah doctor. Help me I can’t do it -ah. Surgery at the library. Huge hog on this guy, by the way.
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