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Joined December 2009
Blue Ocean Floor - Justin Timberlake
Gun to your head, name a song that’s over 6 minutes long.
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Until last night, the only Fleetwood I knew was Fleetwood Mac.
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In order to be able to think, you may risk "offending" people. To try not to offend is to try not to think.
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When it all finally comes together for you, it will be unfair for anyone to say you don't deserve it.
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Richard Dunne and Jamie Carragher would be proud.
I hate men who outrightly enjoy coming over and comfortably sleeping over a woman’s place especially when they didn’t pay the lady’s house rent! It’s a foolish act
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Whew, I am just glad that "vituperations" is still in business.
Glad I was one of the first people to watch and enjoy that SNL sketch before these odd overthinkers started crawling out of the woodwork with their lengthy tirades and vituperations. Annoyed about a parody on a parody show??? Come on, guys!!! Have you even watched Wicked???
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I write on @joinmissa now, not Google Docs. I can track my writing habits, share my analytics and know my best writing time. Data is the only reliable way to prove my writing is mine. Writing on Missa is forever free. Join me on Missa ❤️
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Congrats my broskiiiiiiiii @iquivoid 🎉 If you’ve ever read any of his articles and thought they were cool, wait till you find out he authored an entire magazine that you can find here: Damongrass.com/deluxemag THE PEN FOR REAL.
Congratulations to the brilliant @iquivoid for making this year's list of @TurntableCharts' 30 under 30. Boy has been on a roll for @tweetedbyCC. I had the pleasure of writing a two-paragraph blurb for John as he receives this well-deserved honour. turntablecharts.com/30Under3…
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73 balls. London. One golden moment. We drove the balls representing Harry Kane’s goals for club and country to London, gifting them to former teammates, people from his hometown, and the places that shaped his journey – from the streets where he grew up to his former clubs, as well as the heart of London City. All leading up to one golden moment last night. Harry, we’re incredibly proud of you. Here’s to everything we’ve achieved together – and everything still to come. ❤️🤍
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While I don't think that anyone with a keen eye was delusional enough to think that he would win, I feel Lamine Yamal should be proud of himself. Back-to-back podium finishes at 19 is noteworthy. He's got multiple league titles, a World Cup & one Euro. There will be time.
Lamine Yamal's face as Harry Kane accepted the Ballon d'Or trophy.
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A greater legacy than Wayne Rooney then, I suppose?
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When an impressionable, easy-to-please consumer base is loudly complaining about your products, then it means you are churning out pure dross. You must be creating something quite terrible for the "if you came for (insert actor name), mark attendance" crowd to take umbrage.
I love Bolaji too much to be seeing this kind of movie from her. The one with Rex and this one with Uzor 😭
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Work hard in silence. Let success be your noise. 🏆
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It's my utmost pleasure to announce to you all that our film, #A_Nation_Of_Brutality, is being distributed by GuideDoc TV. From Jos to the world, the work of remembering continues. Watch it here: guidedoc.tv/documentary/a-na… – at Rayfield, Nigeria
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That second sentence was an SNL (by way of Lonely Island) reference. 😏
And re, SNL, I understand both sides. Where your girlfriend's body ends is where your homie's torso begins. Who draws the lines that maintains the barricade between Cultural Impact and Stereotypical Minstrelsy?
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🚨 OFFICIAL: The Ballon d’Or 2026 TOP 10 (in no particular order): 🇫🇷 Kylian Mbappé 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Harry Kane 🇪🇸 Lamine Yamal 🇦🇷 Lionel Messi 🇪🇸 Rodri 🇬🇪 Khvicha Kvaratskhelia 🇫🇷 Michael Olise 🇫🇷 Ousmane Dembélé 🇳🇴 Erling Haaland 🇪🇸 Fabián Ruiz
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Congratulations to the brilliant @iquivoid for making this year's list of @TurntableCharts' 30 under 30. Boy has been on a roll for @tweetedbyCC. I had the pleasure of writing a two-paragraph blurb for John as he receives this well-deserved honour. turntablecharts.com/30Under3…
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It gets to a point...
🚨ASAKE, BLAQBONEZ NEW SNIPPET — “CASHOUT” Hows it Sounding ??
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