I watch too many cartoons for someone who's technically a grown up
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Slumberjack retweeted
1/ It's great to see how many people are buying books at the moment, it's a shame that so many are using a tax-avoiding, employee-abusing corporation to do it. Here are some alternatives, please share your suggestions with me.
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But go to school
Health secretary warns against joining #BlackLivesMatter protests amid 'horrific' #coronavirus pandemic itv.com/news/2020-06-05/matt…
Halloween 2020 is just gonna be everyone dressed as Joe Exotic and Carole Baskin and bros wearing Corona beer boxes.
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I am a music historian, and with @AdrianRMG I have researched the best-selling single of every decade all the way back to 14,000BC. Here's a thread:
2010s - Ed Sheeran, The Shape of You
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You can’t even say that 33% of Tory party members are okay given that they voted for that prick Hunt.
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Judge Owen Davies, QC, has allowed a cocaine user to walk free from court with a 12-month conditional discharge, after suggesting during legal argument with the defence that the defendant " should suffer no more for dabbling in cocaine than should a former Lord Chancellor."
I have no idea what a 'summer vagina' is supposed to be but if it's anything like summer testicles it means it'll be stuck to your thigh the whole bloody day. teapawt.net/TeenVogue/status/10017…
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Report reveals a third of UK workers fear their jobs will be replaced by machines, after successful trial by the government:
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The EU didn’t destroy public services.
The EU didn’t cause wages to decline.
The EU didn’t cause the NHS crisis.
The EU didn’t cut the police force.
The EU didn’t cause the housing crisis.
The EU didn’t underfund schools.
Don’t blame the EU. Blame the government instead.
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Editor of Ottowa Citizen:Here's why it's time to legalize all drugs in Canada ottawacitizen.com/opinion/co… We agree with @tylerrdawson
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Last Royal Wedding cost the taxpayer £20-30 million for security alone. A few months back 71 infants and old ladies were incinerated in their own homes because the council couldn't afford an extra £5,000 for fireproof cladding. Forgive my lack of enthusiasm for the #royalwedding