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@JackJackington

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Joined August 2011
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🚨 BREAKING: Plans to sell Texas’s Boca Chica State Park to Elon Musk have just been put on hold, a win for campaigners fighting to keep this haven for sea turtles and rare birds protected for good.
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scha·den·freu·de  (@BlisterPearl) profile picture
scha·den·freu·de @BlisterPearl21h
"There will come a time when people will ask for civility and restraint when punishing this criminal regime. It's important that you tell these people to fuck off."
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Sam Stein (@samstein) profile picture
Sam Stein
@samstein21h
Offering Dana White the press secretary role and urging the DOJ to jail members of Congress for conducting oversight. Things are going well
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What my wife hears when I try to explain "what's so funny" about the meme I'm laughing at.
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Captive Dreamer’s worst sin is that he destroyed and betrayed himself for nothing He’s persona non grata in polite society. He lost his job. His family disowned him. And now he’s getting eaten alive by the same crowd he gave up everything for It’s like watching a Greek tragedy
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my favourite thing about rescued baby walruses is that its geniunely critical to their health that they are cuddled 24/7 for like two years just clinically clingy blobs
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pancakie (@getinmysh3d) profile picturepancakie@getinmysh3dNov 5
what an adorable baby 😭 walrus calves stay with their mothers for a couple of years compared to seals who only take care of their pups for weeks. this sweet baby will need a lot of care and I believe they were rescued by the Alaska sealife center 🥺🥰
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THE MAYOR ($uosipaw) (@uosipzw) profile picture
THE MAYOR ($uosipaw)
@uosipzwNov 6
Happy Friday from the Worlds Best Ex Girlfriend !!! I have about 5 minutes to come up with the rest of the deposit to move into my new place tomorrow please please please please please anything helps 🙏🙏🙏 $uosipaw or mmc2868
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Alex Nunn
@AlexNunnNov 5
Wow. For years, an official in Arkansas allegedly tampered with bar exam scores, pulling points from some test takers and giving them to others. This caused numerous failing exams to pass, and resulted in "at least one instance" where an otherwise passing exam fell below the requisite threshold. cc: @BarExamTutor
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The Voice of Reason (@ReasonedVoice74) profile picture
The Voice of Reason
@ReasonedVoice74Nov 5
Replying to @NassauExec
She got aboard the SS Donald Trump thinking it was heading to the promised land. He threw her overboard and none of you threw her a lifeline. Then Captain Trump steered the ship directly into an Iceberg that could be seen for 50 miles, and nobody spoke up. Now you want to blame the corpse when it washed up on shore with the rest of the ship’s wreckage?
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SOMEBODY TELL HER TO RUN ASAP
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Democrats Deliver (@DemzDeliver) profile picture
Democrats Deliver
@DemzDeliverNov 5
🚨 BREAKING: A Navy admiral fired by Pete Hegseth has flipped her seat blue. She will now conduct oversight of Hegseth in Congress.
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R A W S A L E R T S (@rawsalerts) profile picture
R A W S A L E R T S
@rawsalertsNov 5
🚨 #BREAKING: House Republicans introduce several articles of impeachment against Secretary of War Pete Hegseth.
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🍓🧁⁷@strawbrrygeniusNov 4
thanksgiving dinners in the state of texas are about to be insane
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"I won't get political this Thanksgiving" Two shots later:
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Angie Nixon (@AngieNixon) profile picture
Angie Nixon
@AngieNixonNov 4
Invest In The South.
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Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker) profile picture
Rob DenBleyker@RobDenBleykerNov 4
many of y'all pledged to post hole if red states turned blue, and the eyes of a hopeful nation are now upon you
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Tonight we lib out tomorrow we start bullying Hakeem Jeffries
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Sarah Everett (@goddammitsarah) profile picture
Sarah Everett
@goddammitsarahNov 4
feels like for so long so many people have been so nasty about red states deserving what they get because of how their majority voted. can't be acting like that going forward; people deserve rights and humanities regardless of what state they live in
marzy ✨ (@weirdnotwild) profile picturemarzy ✨@weirdnotwildNov 4
The south is not and will never be a lost cause
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Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) profile picture
Zack Bornstein@ZackBornsteinNov 4
Genuinely shocked that Trump’s platform to raise prices, go to war for no reason, and gun down nurses in the streets didn’t resonate with the electorate
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NewsWire
@NewsWire_USNov 4
Retiring Rep. Mark Amodei (R-NV) to Politico: "Massacre."
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