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Nexis of the Crisis
Joined December 2010
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The SNL sketch where the entire earthquake coverage is derailed because every single person trapped in the collapsed Social Security building was there to legally change their name. Donald McRonald trying to become a Johnson, Mark Peanus, Holden Tudiks (who went alone because he thought his parents would be mad), A. Hitler “hailed as a hero,” Dr. Donna Diddadog, Julia N who insists her last name is pronounced like “cigar,” and the anchor is just Carol Kumdungeon the whole time. The absolute best part is Kate McKinnon’s anchor getting called out for every single earthquake pun and just calmly going “Yes.” No defense, no apology, pure shamelessness. And Pete Davidson as the firefighter completely loses it in the background at Holden Tudiks like he wasn’t even supposed to be in the sketch. This is the kind of stupid that only works because everyone committed so hard to playing it completely straight.
april ludgate describing government work: “doing the bare minimum is doing your part.” somewhere, millions of employees just sat up straight and whispered, “finally, a politician who understands me.” 💀 then leslie knope shows up with enough enthusiasm to make an entire department look productive just by entering the building. one woman treats public service like a paid nap. the other would organize a committee to celebrate the nap. honestly, that’s the most realistic government documentary i’ve ever seen.
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Johnny Utah dominated USC in the Rose Bowl before he injured his knee. He later went on to join the FBI. Buckeye Legend.
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GM from Master Kobe.
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Does anyone think it’s weird Amy Acton is lecturing about the evil of child abuse and using her overcoming it as a crutch to her campaign yet has had her children call 911 on her multiple times?
🔥WOW - Dr. Amy Acton: "Mr. Ramaswamy you are not just out of touch. You are out for yourself and your danger to my state" CROWD GOES WILD 🔥🔥🔥
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I want to remind @SenatorSlotkin & @SenMarkKelly & the rest of the Color Revolution insurrectionists of a very fundamental truth thats been a part of every American since the beginning: we will not tolerate Authoritarians who seek to rule over us, especially not Revolutionary Communists & their Islamist co-conspirators engaged in an attempt to bring down our government & install themselves. The people you are starting a war with won’t show you any quarter. We don’t want that war you are provoking. We’ve worked within the Democratic framework of our Constitution, forged in the blood of the American Revolution for 250 years. We will NOT TOLERATE your attempt to destroy all of that, in the 250th year of our nation. You have chosen extremism so extreme you can no longer win elections without fraud or violence, or both. That will not be allowed to continue. There are two choices for you to choose from: 1. Come to the difficult realization that you have lost your way & walk away from your extremism, & your betrayal of your country & your path of insurrection. Or 2. Choose to carry on with your attempt to subvert & overthrow the Government, & ultimately force a reckoning. I’m warning you with clear language & sincerity that if you continue down the road you’re traveling now, the insurrection act & the Trump administration will be the least of your concerns. You don’t have enough ACAB, BLM, Atifa, DSA & other chattel to accomplish what you seek to do. The modeling your conspiracy is operating on hasnt taken into account who you will actually be facing- in the streets, on the roof tops, at the ballot box, in the courts, in your own neighborhoods. I’m warning you, take the off ramp before it’s too late. Leave Pandora’s box closed. @realDonaldTrump @JDVance @CynicalPublius @DataRepublican
And let’s not forget that @SenatorSlotkin has a full Senate staff and a personal staff that is helping her commit these crimes against the United States. Every one of those people need to be held accountable as well. @realDonaldTrump @JDVance @POTUS @VP @WhiteHouse @PressSec @AGToddBlanche @PADAGMcCotter @FBIDirectorKash @FBIDDRaia @SecMullinDHS @SecScottBessent
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Thomas Jefferson watching Trump compliment Nicki Minaj’s ass:
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Jet skiing in a flood….this is a little crazy 🤪
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Dude went airborne like he was floating in space 🧑‍🚀
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Just another day that ends in Y.
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September Heisman U. strikes again.
What's gone wrong for Bryce Underwood and what could be next for the former 5-star? Checked with sources across the country to ask those questions. "You could just tell there's a disconnect." "I'll be interested to see who takes a flyer on him." 247sports.com/article/will-b…
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Wow. lol. You knew they were coming. Too funny. It’s best to mock rather than accredit.
This is a fascinating exercise in faulty recursive logic. This is from BlueSky, which never fails to amuse in its shocking stupidity. Basically what this lunatic is saying is that by exposing the Color Revolution plot, we are actually the plotters setting the stage to justify the "redline" crackdowns the good and decent Americans behind the Color Revolution fear... and so on... and so on... The wheels on the bus go round and round. Here is the difference and why this logic is so faulty: WE'RE NOT THE ONES CAUGHT ON TAPE PLANNING HOW TO OVERTHROW OUR CONSTITUTIONAL ORDER. Geez do these people have defective brains.
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Wonderful!!
Every creature with a heartbeat knows the feeling of love.
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BREAKING: The Pentagon has launched “FORTRESS America,” an initiative ordering major military bases in the continental US to be able to run on their own for at least 90 days. Bases will need to keep power, water, fuel and communications running independently, without relying on outside supply.
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The Cleveland Browns showing up amongst the top of the AFC
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Michigan has 0 TDs and 5 INTs in its last 3 games.
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Can we talk about Ilhan Omar for a second? What’s her real name? Why did she share the same name as her husband before they married? Who’s her baby daddy? And who’s her actual daddy? Because none of this adds up the way it should.
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and STILL your 1st place Cleveland Browns!!!
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