12+ years living in Latin America. From abject degenerate to father of 3. Musings on the realities of living in LatAm for sovereign individuals and families 🌎
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In the USA 🇺🇸 $50K basically gets you a used Chevy Tahoe these days
In 11 Latin American cities, it still buys you a brand new apartment
In one of the *BEST* areas of the city
TE LO JURO
Live this month, from the portals locals use:
→ 75 m² 2BR, two balconies — $62,000
→ 33 m² on the water, river in every window — from $44,500
→ Furnished 71 m² 2BR, sea-view balcony, Caribbean island — $56,000
→ New studio, pool + gym, capital financial district — from $66,000
Those are 4 of 33 listings in the new @investlatamX guide
Two cities in full below, with links
The other 9, the maps, and my absolute favorites of the bunch are in the free guide — link in the first reply
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🇵🇦 PANAMA 🇵🇦
If the 7.7 earthquake scares you off Panama, you took the wrong lesson from it
The lesson is this...
What other capital city in Latin America gets hit with a monster 'quake and barely flinches?!
PTY stood *more* than strong and the building code functioned as it should have
900+ aftershocks in, that's what I'd tell anyone considering moving here
Jake Nomada 🌎 retweeted
Brazil 🇧🇷 is in Venezuela 🇻🇪 2015 territory: A majority right congress with a leftist executive and judicial supermajority
They will either remove the opposition like they already did with Deltan previously or simply overrule them with judicial decisions
Pray for us
Even after 12+ years living in Latin America, Brazil 🇧🇷 never ceases to amaze…
The brazen corruption, and the sheer scale of it, is truly mind-blowing 🤯
Almost impressive tbh
Lula’s personal attorney, now a judge in Brazil, appears to be presiding over the open rigging of Brazil’s election today.
According to Brazilian observers, the corrupt judge waited until pro-Bolsonaro precincts had closed their polls and then said only polls still open—most of which were pro-Lula—could remain open.
Jake Nomada 🌎 retweeted
Here's a guy closing $500k deals in Colombia🇨🇴 barrios.
Be a degenerate. Move with your last bit of savings.
(I would never. But y'all can🙏🏿)
🇻🇪 ISLA MARGARITA, VENEZUELA 🇻🇪
What a lot costs in CryptoCity, the private city being built in Venezuela
→ 5 price zones, $150 per m² standard, $200 second row, $175 terrace, $300 beach and mountain, $400 on the marina
→ Lots from 500 m² to 2,000 m²
→ Cheapest lot $75,000, most expensive on the marina $700,000
Full breakdown below 👇
ABSOLUTE LEGEND
Everybody give a big congratulations to the undisputed twitter goat of ALL time the big Schmidt dog @SCHM7DT getting all wedded up
I know so many who would not be where they are including me if not for this legend
we’re running it even harder tonight kid get ready
Another ☝️
And so it begins. Week one of the MASSIVE renovation of my special PH property in Palermo Hollywood. The start of the $400,000 USD renovation of my property.
I will document the entire journey of creating the most luxurious collection of PH's in Buenos Aires.
Welcome to the PH Collection by Limitless
The man @BuySellBA is damn good at what he does...
🇦🇷Everyone told us we were crazy in Argentina
A 114-year-old landmark in Recoleta, abandoned for decades, gutted to the brick, and deemed an impossible money pit by every investor who walked through the doors.
Millions upon millions of dollars later, we didn't just save it—we brought it back to life.
True architectural restoration isn’t for the faint of heart, but restoring history always pays off.
Here’s what it looked like before the magic happened: 🧵👇
This is GREAT advice
I did the exact opposite and it turned out pretty damn well, but there were definitely some moments where I questioned my sanity along the way
I don't get all the hate flying around LatAm X right now
Grown men fighting over which city, country, residency, etc. is "better" like there's one answer for everybody
Any man with half a backbone doesn't give two shits what some anon on here thinks and isn't letting one decide where he lives
But the wild part is the lack of nuance
The right city for a 25-year-old single guy is probably the wrong city for retirees, couples, or a dad of 3
Of course CDMX 🇲🇽 is a better overall city than Santa Cruz de la Sierra 🇧🇴
It's also 3-4X more expensive for the same lifestyle
Pick the one that fits your life and let the anons yell at each other
See below if you need clarity...
SCZ 🇧🇴 w/ max budget $662 = 12 apartments in absolutely best area with ac, wifi, washer, gym, pool, etc.
CDMX 🇲🇽 w/ max budget $5,218 = 12 apartments in absolutely best area with ac, wifi, washer, gym, pool, etc.
Oil deals and talks with the interim government already have money moving toward Venezuela 🇻🇪
Now Trump is calling it a "pretty good" real estate deal
The question for potential investors is what happens to their property if the politics shift…
And absolutely NOBODY has a good answer to that as of right now
Jake Nomada 🌎 retweeted
I’m beginning to think our largest industry in this country isn’t finance and real estate, it’s fraud.
There isn’t a single segment of the economy that isn’t riddled with this cancer.
Season 1, Episode 1 of Eastbound and Down was the single best thing ever produced by Hollywood
And you’ll never change my mind about that
I had an amazing father, so this was always surprising to me until in my late 20s I started doing business with successful dudes in their 60/70s
Literally scum of the earth
The craziest part is they were always insanely wealthy and I was literally making them money hand over fist, and they still tried to fuck me
🇻🇪 ISLA MARGARITA, VENEZUELA 🇻🇪
This is how you get into CryptoCity, the private city ze' German is building in Venezuela
→ Entrepreneurs only, the smallest guy has 10 employees, the biggest 400 to 500
→ Founder Tim Stern writes a profile on every buyer and the community votes
→ "We stole the Swiss model of democracy," 2/3 majority and you're in
"You cannot mix a lefty with a Democrat, with a Republican, a vaccinated guy with an unvaccinated one, you're gonna have clashes all day"
Would you let your neighbors vote on you? Full video below 👇
Don’t get me wrong tho…
Cartagena 🇨🇴 is 10X worse
People have asked me why a despise the entirety of the Rivera Maya (minus Cozumel) dozens of times over the years…
This video perfectly encapsulates it
You are simply a dollar sign to extract from in that whole region
Whether you ever care to come back is irrelevant
Which is funny…
Because Cabo is even more expensive, but there’s actually a human element in Cabo and it’s generally a 10X better experience
Guess you get what you pay for
People have asked me why a despise the entirety of the Rivera Maya (minus Cozumel) dozens of times over the years…
This video perfectly encapsulates it
You are simply a dollar sign to extract from in that whole region
Whether you ever care to come back is irrelevant
Which is funny…
Because Cabo is even more expensive, but there’s actually a human element in Cabo and it’s generally a 10X better experience
Guess you get what you pay for
El @GobiernoMX junto con @MaraLezama siguen exprimiendo el poco turismo que llega a Quintana Roo, esto va a terminar igual que con Tulum.
Ahora la 4T va a destruir el turismo en México.