Senior got me a gift
Paraguay shirt with her name on the back
I thought ‘looks a little snug & trim, flattered she thinks I’m that skinny’
Then tells me it’s the match-worn jersey she wore for Paraguay vs Colombia in the U20 South American Championship in 2024 ❤️🥹 what a gift
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🚨💣 BREAKING: Cristiano Ronaldo’s 2008 Ballon d’Or is OFFICIALLY voted as the BEST BALLON D’OR OF ALL TIME!
Imagine winning the Balon d’Or AND Ronaldo handing you the trophy. Life peak there
Ladies and gentlemen, I hereby present your 2026 Ballon d'Or winner - Harry Kane 🏆 teapawt.net/ottawatopys/status/211…
Best player in the world for 3 months
🎅🎄🎁⛄ It's time to reveal our new Christmas jumpers...
Next up we have our Zaki #13 Joy Christmas Jumper!
Dropping at 12pm (UK Time) on October 28th.
That irrefutable evidence sounds like it’ll be good then
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City’s lawyer, Mark Howard, sends strong warning to the Premier League after appeal!
🗣️“The Premier League must understand one thing: whatever decision they make, they must not take the punishment too far. Manchester City will not simply accept a disproportionate sanction without challenging it through every available legal avenue.
We expect fairness, not an attempt to make an example out of our club. The consequences of this decision could be enormous!”
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The quote attributed to Mark Howard is fabricated. The account posts football fiction and satire, and no such statement exists in City's official appeal announcement or coverage of the lawyer's role.
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Cherki? So City fans now suggesting they’ve been spending money they shouldn’t have even after the 2017/18 season? Tasty
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Literally 90 seconds into the new Overlap Daily, this fella appears for absolutely no reason. Like clockwork.




































