everyone report to the research department please, thanks

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RT if you’re on the left:
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🚨🚨🚨 ONE WEEK UNTIL ELECTION DAY! It’s time to get off the sidelines and on the field— make a plan to vote, knock on some doors, talk to your neighbors and get out the vote. Every action counts. Let’s finish strong!
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For anyone confused about what happened in Brazil… Imagine if the Kamala Harris campaign, after losing the first round of voting by over two MILLION votes and watching her trail all month, spent Election Day not counting voters but counting buses, and when the courts refused to arrest a city official over a bus spreadsheet, they didn't take no for an answer, they went around the election court entirely, straight to a Supreme Court justice who just happened to be the Democratic president's former personal lawyer, the same president who put him on the bench, and that justice just happened to rule three minutes before polls closed, so late that many machines were already shut and sealed, and then, instead of fixing it, he quietly rewrote his own order so that only the stations still open could keep voting, and nobody, not the press, not the election officials, not anyone, can tell you how many stayed open, or where they were, or why that list hasn't been released, or whether it just happened to line up with the exact neighborhoods the Democrats had spent all day naming, while Republican voters in flooded, blacked-out towns who had begged for extra time were told the doors were locked and to go home, and then the vote count itself was frozen for two full hours in the dark, and when the lights came back on the Democrat had pulled off the first runoff comeback in the nation's history, and the same people who spent four years saying trust the institutions announced the institutions had worked perfectly, that asking which polls stayed open was an attack on democracy, that the list of open polls was classified for the good of democracy which is roughly where Brazil is tonight.
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Jake Hofmann retweeted
Got scared at the pumpkin patch
Went to a pumpkin patch in a bigger town. 200 million deportations. Minimum.
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next president should redecorate the white house like rainforest cafe
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The people complaining about Obama’s Cheesecake Factory line sound like performative humorless scolds, maybe this is Woke 2.0.
This line is getting praise on X, but it’s actually elitist garbage written by a speechwriter who clearly hasn’t spent much time in a Cheesecake Factory, which has none of the gaudy Trump aesthetic, and just feels good to say because it represents flyover MAGA “night out.”
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Jake Hofmann retweeted
Roy Cooper: *goes to the state fair* @mattmercer:
If it's October, you can count on @RoyCooperNC to get his State Fair Shirt out of the closet and pretend to care about people for a few hours. #NCPOL #NCSEN
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“We look forward to welcoming Dr. Acton and working with her as another great Democratic woman governor.”
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HMP Q3: Looks like HMP did an event in Martha's Vineyard. They paid for flowers, hotels, catering in MVY. 11k at Gran Morsi, an italian joint in NYC. They also paid for catering and travel at the Lodge at Torrey Pines, where Jeffries/House Dems have their annual big-money retreat
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This is a disgusting and shameful political attack from Vivek Ramaswamy against Amy Acton, a survivor of horrible sexual abuse by her mother’s husband — who overcame life’s challenges to become a doctor and public health leader and who will be an outstanding Governor. The people of Ohio deserve so much better than the likes of Vivek Ramaswamy.
Vivek Ramaswamy is not fit to lead. Watch our new ad.
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Vivek Ramaswamy is not fit to lead. Watch our new ad.
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Before he was an out of control drunk smashing into multiple cars he was a terminally online worm brain townie posting right wing slop to Facebook. They really know how to pick em, huh?!
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Jake Hofmann retweeted
🚨 BREAKING: Republican Candidate Shawn Oliver has been arrested for a DUI. The event resulted in a 5 car crash.
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Dem comms staffers desperately need to learn that the politician's account should sound like the politician, not like a bad imitation of a third-rate influencer the staffer happens to like.
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Katie Zacharia a very Trump 1 character. We needed that
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📈 NEW: Massachusetts added more than 16,000 jobs over the past year! We’re building on that momentum by cutting red tape, investing in key industries that power our economy, and making it easier for businesses to start, scale and succeed.
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Because everyone should be able to grow and thrive in Massachusetts.
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“One of us respect women, one of us does not” - @maura_healey Guy on the right opposes #abortion rights
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