Jared (@Jared314) profile picture

Look out; I have an opinion!

Joined March 2007
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Almost made fun of an electrician today like "is it an electrician's guild rule that you have to perform 5 minutes of ritual complaining about What Was The Previous Electrician Thinking before you're allowed to fix anything?" but then I remembered I'm a software engineer
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A startup accelerator is where you smash startups into each other at high speed, in the hopes of capturing the emitted business model.
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The notifications will continue until engagement improves. teapawt.net/snowden/status/6496534…
I forgot to turn off notifications. Twitter sent me an email for each: Follow Favorite Retweet DM 47 gigs of notifications. #lessonlearned
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it's really too bad CQRS is overshadowed by event sourcing, "eventual consistency" and the like. CQRS itself is such a simple pattern
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Google: 90% of our engineers use the software you wrote (Homebrew), but you can’t invert a binary tree on a whiteboard so fuck off.
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Still a fave. Funny, cuz it's true... "I had a problem so I thought to use #Java. Now I have a ProblemFactory. "
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This is practically my entire 300-line gulpfile (github.com/jlongster/blog/bl…) in 30 lines of Clojure(Script) gist.github.com/jlongster/2b…
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Lol
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No no no no. The voice of newbies is one of your biggest assets. Why don't they understand? What is the confusion?
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🌓🌎🌞 <-- lunar eclipse 🌎🌓🌞 <-- solar eclipse 🌎🌞🌗 <-- apocalypse
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Continuous integration for Node.js projects: @TeamCity with @Docker, setup in just 10 minutes! ariya.ofilabs.com/2015/03/co…
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Your argument is invalid if you say you’re fed up with corporations “buying” Congress, but you don’t want to talk campaign finance reform.
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Replying to @mfikes
@mfikes The "meh" moment is the opposite of lisp's "aha!": not using lisp and you get bored/tired of missing features
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# /etc/init.d/daemon stop
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@coreload The summation of the talk is that it is a false dichotomy. The industry needs to stop swinging from one extreme to the other.
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Dunaj, an alternative core API for #Clojure, has been released! Try it yourself and check out its documentation at dunaj.org/
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I've been doing web development for almost 20 years and I still forget to set the enctype on the <form> when I want to do a file upload.
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Attempting to fix a Windows-specific issue with an npm package. Send Lassie
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Those who do not know history's mistakes are doomed to reimplement CORBA.
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This is the most npm thing I've ever seen: npmjs.com/package/homebrew $ npm install -g homebrew
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