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Jason Hellerman

@JasonHellerman

He/Him.

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Joined April 2009
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They made this rule so Embiid couldn’t win MVPs and now everyone is getting hit by this dumb rule. Karma is a bitch!
Legion Hoops (@LegionHoops) profile pictureLegion Hoops
@LegionHoops11h
Due to the NBA’s 65-game rule, Anthony Edwards is expected to miss out on a 4-year, $304M supermax deal for making All-NBA due to his injury. Damn.
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No Film School
@nofilmschool23h
We think @per_asp3ra’s dong was crucial to @A24’s YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING. Read about it below. nofilmschool.com/full-fronta…
Why The Full Frontal Male Nudity in 'You Can See Everything' Is Essential To The Story

Why The Full Frontal Male Nudity in 'You Can See Everything' Is Essential To The Story

Sometimes, the narrative requires you to show hanging dong.

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Ben Simmons is an all-time loser.
Jake (@JakeMarc23) profile pictureJake
@JakeMarc23Oct 27
Imagine being a Sixer fan and rooting for this piece of shit
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No Film School
@nofilmschoolOct 27
A penis, an omelet, and a masterclass in documentary filmmaking. nofilmschool.com/full-fronta…
Why The Full Frontal Male Nudity in 'You Can See Everything' Is Essential To The Story

Why The Full Frontal Male Nudity in 'You Can See Everything' Is Essential To The Story

Sometimes, the narrative requires you to show hanging dong.

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Derek Thompson (@DKThomp) profile picture
Derek Thompson
@DKThompOct 27
It’s a very good movie but if your takeaway is that Elizabeth Holmes might be a neurodivergent victim I think you have forcibly disconnected yourself from reality. More specifically, she *obviously* gets The Who’s on First joke—and is profoundly motivated to pretend she doesn’t.
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Joe Miller@JosephMiller3Oct 26
fuuuuck I did this and now my daughter is on the Board of Commissioners for the Metropolitan Water Reclamation District of Greater Chicago 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
Project Liberal (@ProjectLiberal) profile pictureProject Liberal
@ProjectLiberalOct 25
A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

ALT A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

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Josh Billinson
@jbillinsonOct 24
Just an awful week for the Atlanta Falcons
Disclose.tv (@disclosetv) profile pictureDisclose.tv
@disclosetvOct 24
NEW - Adolf Hitler's Alpine retreat, the Eagle's Nest, was completely destroyed after a potential arson attack last night in Bavaria's Berchtesgaden, Germany.
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Joe Pezz🇵🇷🦅 (@joepezz_) profile picture
Joe Pezz🇵🇷🦅
@joepezz_Oct 24
The Chargers lost a few lineman The Eagles have now lost: -QB1 -Every single RB on their roster -WR1 and WR2 -TE1 and TE2 -Every lineman besides Mailata -Both starting Edges -Both starting Safeties
Cowboys (@UNC121168) profile pictureCowboys@UNC121168Oct 23
Replying to @HimJong_Un @joepezz_
The Chargers have more injuries than the Eagles.
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You Can See Everything belongs at the MoMA playing on a loop. It’s a staggering achievement.
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no i don’t think so
girlfriend in a coma (@paranoidzpark) profile picturegirlfriend in a coma@paranoidzparkOct 22
has anyone talked about how the horror genre uses violence against women for shock value
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That Hurts
@That_HurtsOct 23
Life comes at you fast.
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Brycen 🏆 (@Brycen2047) profile pictureBrycen 🏆
@Brycen2047Oct 23
AJ Brown is one more drive without a target away from reading a banned book on the sideline
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Joel Embiid
@JoelEmbiid3 Nov 2018
Life is fun and I love having fun
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I love how wrong I was
Jason Hellerman (@JasonHellerman) profile pictureJason Hellerman@JasonHellermanOct 22
Finally a familiar sixers game
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Jason Hellerman@JasonHellermanOct 22
Finally a familiar sixers game
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Finally a familiar sixers game
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Bilge Ebiri
@BilgeEbiriOct 22
John Boorman has a good line about this. When you make a film, you’re turning money into light. But the real trick is that you have to then turn the light back into money.
dan hentschel (@danghentschel) profile picturedan hentschel
@danghentschelOct 22
Filmmaking can never be ethical. You are stealing light and sound and putting it inside a little box. That is not nice
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Andy Compton@andycompton_Oct 22
Chasing a career in filmmaking is funny bc every year I’m like “this is the year” and then it’s not
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Damian Counsell
@DamCouOct 22
When your graphic designer was rejected by his dream art school.
Atlanta Falcons (@AtlantaFalcons) profile pictureAtlanta Falcons
@AtlantaFalconsOct 21
New PFP 👀
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Survivor 🔥
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Josh Eberley 🇨🇦
@JoshEberleyOct 22
Still somehow the best father in the Wolves back court
Hoop Central (@TheHoopCentral) profile pictureHoop Central
@TheHoopCentralOct 21
Ernie Johnson: “So are you a diaper changer, man?” LaMelo Ball: “Nah, my girl do all that…I definitely did it before it’s just not my job you know what I’m saying?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣. (h/t @SnapshotKyle)
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