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Jason Hellerman retweeted
We think @per_asp3ra’s dong was crucial to @A24’s YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING.
Read about it below.
nofilmschool.com/full-fronta…
Jason Hellerman retweeted
A penis, an omelet, and a masterclass in documentary filmmaking. nofilmschool.com/full-fronta…
Jason Hellerman retweeted
It’s a very good movie but if your takeaway is that Elizabeth Holmes might be a neurodivergent victim I think you have forcibly disconnected yourself from reality.
More specifically, she *obviously* gets The Who’s on First joke—and is profoundly motivated to pretend she doesn’t.
Jason Hellerman retweeted
fuuuuck I did this and now my daughter is on the Board of Commissioners for the Metropolitan Water Reclamation District of Greater Chicago 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Jason Hellerman retweeted
The Chargers lost a few lineman
The Eagles have now lost:
-QB1
-Every single RB on their roster
-WR1 and WR2
-TE1 and TE2
-Every lineman besides Mailata
-Both starting Edges
-Both starting Safeties
Jason Hellerman retweeted
John Boorman has a good line about this. When you make a film, you’re turning money into light. But the real trick is that you have to then turn the light back into money.
Jason Hellerman retweeted
Chasing a career in filmmaking is funny bc every year I’m like “this is the year” and then it’s not
Jason Hellerman retweeted
Still somehow the best father in the Wolves back court
Ernie Johnson: “So are you a diaper changer, man?”
LaMelo Ball: “Nah, my girl do all that…I definitely did it before it’s just not my job you know what I’m saying?”
🤣🤣🤣🤣. (h/t @SnapshotKyle)
Jason Hellerman retweeted
Are people aware the Sixers won 45 games last year with both Embiid and PG out half the season + with zero depth whatsoever? Because every fake intellectual on here has them somehow getting worse and I genuinely dont think any of you watched this team last season
