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European lover of American bread, cheese, and chocolate.

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Joined February 2018
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Who asked that pervert to judge my coming?
If you are not a Christian, you should be absolutely horrified by the reality of God's coming judgment. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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Giant mf bed
Never seen GoT where the hell does this giant Mf sleep
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Ole Miss fans obviously came into the night thinking they were Auburn or something
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Me before biting into my kickin chicken sandwich:
let’s become vampires so we can love each other for eternity
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It causes me great pain when people reject Smidoun, Lord of the Underwrath and God of Shedonism.
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I bet this sounds really smart if you're the kind of stupid that defends AI
I need you guys to understand that being “against AI” like as a stance is like saying you’re against the Industrial Revolution
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I've weighed 300 lbs (now, 39 y.o.) and I've weighed 150 lbs (11 y.o.) and I'd like to recommend staying 11 forever
I’ve weighed 300 pounds and I’ve weighed 150 pounds and I’d recommend just being nicer to yourself
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Tastes like ass
Guys that eat ass, what does it taste like?
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It's actually xenophobic, which isn't better.
It’s not racist to want to go to Costco and hear only English.
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In my mind this guy plays the love interest
thinking of velma’s love interest in the first scooby doo movie that was added because the studio didn’t want her to be portrayed as gay
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I would very much like both actually
We don’t need a 2nd airport. We need trains.
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I'm a fall out boy fan but seeing their fans complaining about the quality of the openers is hilarious.
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I've never once drove a moron
Phones should brick out going past 25 mph. Make it a law. Stop texting and driving morons
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Future editor:
Im thinking about righting a book
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Just a Fueled by Ramen tour
fall out boy tour but with THE worst openers you could ever imagine.
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I honestly think Mr. Morale was his worst. It did and said exactly what he intended but it wasn't enjoyable to listen to. GNX was probably his weakest but it was an easier listen than MM.
We’re not doing the “DAMN is Kendrick’s worst album” gimmick anymore that convo is done with
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I would immediately go in and rip that shit apart and put like a fucking halfpipe and some arcade games in that bitch
Trump has signed an executive order preventing future presidents from changing Oval Office, per BBC
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I was 21 in 2008 and every single 20 something I knew was reading those books. High school kids are the lamest people on the planet so of course they all thought they were too cool to read them.
Replying to @The24thFrame
nobody at my high school was reading Hunger Games in 2008 lol
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Am I the only one who feels like the only acceptable thing to watch when staying in a hotel is Family Guy?
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A lot of people in this app just openly admitting they aren't confident enough in their own abilities to actually have a license
why are people so pressed about people not turning right on red. i don’t like getting hit by cars because i mistimed my turn
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