Snark incarnate, where carnate equals track pants. She/her. Not a hugger. Tired and grumpy. Bakes cupcakes.
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Joined August 2007
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A reminder these people don't believe in climate change but do believe a story about God flooding the world because he wasn't getting enough likes.
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There’s no more being polite. Our children are running for their lives because Republicans block gun safety laws. Republicans are the party of mass shooters.
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I don’t “hate anti-vaxxers”. I hate people who demand that their convenience and luxury come before the health and safety of their neighbours.
The vaccine thing just shows me who those people are.
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The Covid Eras:
-Tiger King
-Sourdough
-Push-Up Challenge
-“Is This A Cake?”
-Bernie Meme
-Delta
-Pretending the pandemic is over
-“CDC said…”
-Wordle
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You know what's really great? We told Betty White that we loved her while she was still alive.
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My publicist is on my case about my infrequent use of this infernal website
He says engagement is down and so are metrics and something something who cares
There
I wrote a tweet
Are you happy now Terry
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French President Macron on vaccination requirements:
“I no longer have any intention of sacrificing my life, my time, my freedom and the adolescence of my daughters, as well as their right to study properly, for those who refuse to be vaccinated. This time you stay at home,not us
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“Vaccines are unnatural.”
Yeah, so are eye glasses and air travel and surgical anesthesia and scuba diving and air conditioning and purified water and bullets and television and microwaves and shoes.
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YALL
Stop buying the orders for the people in line behind you at Starbucks - those people can already pay for their coffee
If you have extra money give bigger tips to the drive thru workers. These folks actually need the money or the surprise or the treat
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If I went to a party and the host ordered way more pizza than we needed from multiple pizzerias and they all showed up late or smaller than ordered, I’d be angry at the pizzerias.
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Remarkably accurate Venn diagram featuring Canada Geese, toddlers, and anti-vaxxers
