Earthling, fidget, annoyer
Yarm, England
Joined March 2009
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I asked my husband if he wanted a #jaffacake. When I got them out the box and saw how ludicrously small they are, we decided to have two.
I can only assume we have a child's pack in error 🤷
Watching #Motherspride film. It's the feel good offering you'd expect, but I'm enjoying it. Mind you, it is making me think that #JamesBuckley and @JimHowick could play brothers 😁
Well there we go. Plans in #Whitby messed up due to a seemingly poorly maintained bridge being closed. It's not like it's the only local bridge across the water or anything..... 🤦. @Whitby_TC
I mean, at the rate we're getting through them, if anyone has a serious bang to the head and gets asked who our Prime Minister is, I don't think not knowing the answer would be a good gauge of someone's capacity.
Apparently Gaga can turn a dancefloor into a runway.
I can turn a bath into a jacuzzi but you don't see me writing a song about it.
If you are eating a light coloured yoghurt whilst also applying hydrocortisone cream and you think it's yoghurt on your finger so you lick it off, sometimes it isn't.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
I need a film or telly show where Julian Rhind-Tutt and Jack O'Connell play father and son. I just do, m'kay.
The moons of Uranus are named after Shakespeare's characters and they didn't think to call one of them Bottom? 🤷
Not me at 50 something years old watching two episodes of Paddington on Milkshake! this morning but then muttering to myself that I draw the line at Paw Patrol.
What in the name of all things atrocious is this absolute spaff of licence payer's fees? #doyouknowyourplace bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0…
Thinking of hiring out the Excel Centre to display every single pillow I've accumulated in my ongoing quest to find exactly the right one.
Jenny Cassells 💙 retweeted
I was driving when I saw the flash of a traffic camera.
I figured my picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though I knew I wasn’t speeding.
Just to be sure, I went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but the camera flashed again.
Now I began to think this was quite funny, so I drove even slower as I passed once more, yet the camera flashed again.
I tried a fourth and fifth time with the same results and was now laughing as the camera flashed while I rolled past at a snail’s pace.
Two weeks later, I got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt.
You know, you just can’t fix stupid. 😖
Hi @Matalan It would be very helpful if these stickers were put anywhere other than the glass on these photo frames as they leave a sticky residue when removed despite many attempts to lift off the residue using other stickers. Thanks.
