Earthling, fidget, annoyer
Yarm, England
Joined March 2009
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I was driving when I saw the flash of a traffic camera.
I figured my picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though I knew I wasnβt speeding.
Just to be sure, I went around the block and passed the same spot, driving even more slowly, but the camera flashed again.
Now I began to think this was quite funny, so I drove even slower as I passed once more, yet the camera flashed again.
I tried a fourth and fifth time with the same results and was now laughing as the camera flashed while I rolled past at a snailβs pace.
Two weeks later, I got five tickets in the mail for driving without a seat belt.
You know, you just canβt fix stupid. π
Jenny Cassells π retweeted
Stork: I have a baby.
Pigeon: I have the mail.
Canary: I have bad news.
Jenny Cassells π retweeted
Are you a Victorian ghost? Embarrassed by your faded vestments?
Why not check out the hot new range at H&M?
Jenny Cassells π retweeted
Twitter at the moment:
America: "The ex-president has been found guilty of..."
UK: "Eurovison is on"
Jenny Cassells π retweeted
On the final day of BBC News 24/News Channel in its current form, a reminder of its greatest ever moments: β at Camden Town, London
ALT Guy Goma being interviewed about Apple
ALT Schafernaker's middle finger
ALT Simon McCoy and some A4 paper
ALT BALL BAGS BREAKFAST
Jenny Cassells π retweeted
I missed the World Hairdressing Championships on TV last night .
Does anyone know if theyβre showing highlights?
#SundayMorning
Jenny Cassells π retweeted
To cheer you up! This wonderful piece of church artwork is supposed to say βariseβ!
Jenny Cassells π retweeted
I was today years old when I found out these bad boys go this deep into the ground.
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My son has lived through four chancellors, three home secretaries, two prime ministers and two monarchs.
He's four months old.
Jenny Cassells π retweeted
That speech contained the words "to take advantage of the opportunities of Brexit." That's the key. The first actual real attempt to make the UK Singapore-on-Thames spectacularly failed. The entire shitty shit show needs to be seen in that light.
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PSA: We're in the City of London today collecting vital funds πͺ£
This week, we are launching our biggest ever appeal - we must raise an additional Β£15m to replace our helicopters by 2024. So what better way to begin our appeal, than by hitting the streets with a bucket!
Jenny Cassells π retweeted
Happy 5 year anniversary to the photo frames sitting on the floor of my bedroom waiting to be hung up "when I get a minute".
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I was a horrible big sister. I had my little brother convinced he came with the house cause our parents failed to read the fine print
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Just in one week, UK's first Emergency VRS service, #999BSL will become available to Deaf people to call 999 emergency services through our app, saving lives. In few steps, you will be connected to a trained BSL interpreter instantly! #Calling999 #BSL #EmergencyHealth