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Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2016
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coming back to twitter for the first time in months to ask wtf is up with the new @instagram update???? i just want to see pics of peoples silly little vacations and their silly little brunches. not a knock off version of tiktok
wonder why it seems like no one wants to work these days kimberly 😌
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“Stop trying. Take long walks. Look at scenery. Doze off at noon. Don't even think about flying. And then, pretty soon, you'll be flying again”
-Kiki’s Delivery Service
i’ll say it. if you have survived a macys dressing room during prom season then you can survive the apocalypse
currently sitting in the most uncomfortable elephant themed toddler chair while my baby is asleep on top of me. my neck hurts my back is seizing and my legs are falling asleep but if u think i’m moving her to her crib u are dead wrong
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Having not gotten covid yet feels like I've been hiding in the back of a 2+ year long middle school dodgeball game and the front lines have been THINNED
i can think of many other things that are a detriment to civilization bestie…read the fuckin room i’m begging.
Pope Francis has criticized couples who choose to have pets instead of children as selfish, arguing that their decision to forgo parenthood leads to a loss of "humanity" and is a detriment to civilization. cnn.it/3qTMq3E
