Jess retweeted
if this old hag has a million haters, i'm one of them if it has one hater, it's me. if it has no haters, i am dead
#HouseOfTheDragon
Tonight my man’s (the man I’m marrying) pulled out an entire extra large McDonald’s fries after telling him I didn’t want anything. #truluv #whosaidlovewasdead
Jess retweeted
i've never held a beating human heart in my hands but i *have* been responsible for trying to get other people's taylor swift tickets so same thing
Jess retweeted
in a plot twist *nobody* could have predicted…taylor swift is popular.
there’s truly NO way we could have anticipated that people would buy her concert tickets.
she’s a first time touring indie artist with one EP!!!
this is unprecedented!!!!
Jess retweeted
No, your girlfriend isn’t on her period. She didn’t get Taylor Swift tickets. There will be two times of the month this month. Act accordingly.
Jess retweeted
for some reason I’m genuinely shocked about pete and kim breaking up? everything I learned about them as a couple was against my will and yet somewhere deep inside I was 100% convinced they were end game
Jess retweeted
the way men reacted when the joker came out? this will be my joker. except i will be so much worse
Jess retweeted
My cousin's wife had a stroke and couldn't get admitted to the hospital last night due to overcrowding. She was gone within hours. Covid is affecting health care across the board. You may not suffer from catching it, but you just may just need a hospital bed for something else
I hate kids for making me late!! **girl who refuses to wake up earlier, same girl who has a Starbucks in hand as she walks in**
Jess retweeted
every single day i wake up and wish @meghanrienks’s nose job vlogmas videos still existed


















