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da big city
Joined April 2011
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平均身長2m以上ウマ娘概念にとてつもなくときめいたので描いた これぐらいのサイズ感がいい
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icp.red/y6qUt82Sh 姑且先把新刊上传到cpp上了,想买的话可以点一下心愿单我看看大概带多少去会场(´・ω・`)
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The BDS movement has updated our priority targets, pressure targets and organic campaign targets.
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When I want to watch drizzle but the enemy torkoal wants to watch drought #pokemon #pokemonart #pokemonfanart
the fuckass VGC couple that can't agree on the weather
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how dare you fuck with me. how dare you fuck with me , on the year of Luigi
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This is how queers in the 80’s described themselves but you guys don’t care
neopronouns and xenogenders genuinely embarrass the lgbt community and leave us looking like fools to everyone
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Tough choice because they both sound like slang for piss
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“You’re overdressed” For what? For my one wild & precious life? I think not.
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I thought this was Greenland
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It has been brought to my attention that the "Lovense Lush 3 Vibrator" has clearly plagiarized the design of "The Asswatcher" I created in Spore Creature Creator sixteen years ago and, frankly, I believe I deserve some royalties.
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In space... nobody can hear you crease your Jays
alien isolation but you hear the sound of sneakers squeaking on the floor when you're near the xenomorph
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I hate it when people are like “I don’t understand your gender” like bitch first of all its not gender its like some other shit. plus scientists don’t even know the ramifications of its hazards yet. mf hoe
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NEW: Killer of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson appears to have left a message on one of the bullet casings - NY1
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“I don’t have a dog in this fight” : normal, if grim “I don’t have a horse in this race” : less common, but meaning obvious “I don’t have a dog in this race” : subverts expectations; strong imagery “I don’t have a horse in this fight” : spellbinding, transcendent synthesis
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sorry baby x
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some are raising the point that this clip is the double edged sword of forced conscription, male citizens know how to fight back ok yes but …. this guy got rotated goofy style one time and was like wait ok this is dumb what am i doing
WATCH: Soldiers arrive at South Korea's parliament after president declares martial law
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BREAKING: South Korea's parliament votes 190-0 to lift martial law
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ever see a straight guy and feel bad for him bc he’s straight ugly but gay hot
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The reverse beep on trucks
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