she/her
London, England
Joined November 2009
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love when I get to the point on a friday where I just start making lists of things to do on monday instead of doing them now. monday me hates friday me so much 😇
decompressing in the disco-zebo after a colleague made me cry at 8:30 on a monday morning. unhinged corporate nonsense cannot touch me in the disco-zebo 🧘🏼♀️🪩
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If you're sad and missing your dad this Father's Day, please don't be sad. I'm your daddy now.
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Well done to the only brand who know how to behave
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Every phone in the UK will get an emergency alert next week - and this is what it's going to say news.sky.com/story/every-pho…
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Dalai Lama apologises after kissing boy and asking him to ‘suck his tongue’ theguardian.com/world/2023/a…
