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jess

@JesseAMichael

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 London, England
Joined November 2009
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Alcaraz after losing the first set
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If you're sad and missing your dad this Father's Day, please don't be sad. I'm your daddy now.
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Well done to the only brand who know how to behave
Specsavers (@Specsavers) profile pictureSpecsavers@Specsavers2 May 2023
The image says "click here" with an arrow pointing to the ALT description tag in the bottom left corner. Side note for everybody: Many Twitter users, including brands, have been using this to prompt people to open the ALT text, where they have left a joke. ALT text is a hugely important accessibility tool designed to help people navigate the internet more easily, so it shouldn't be used as a punchline. This is especially true if the ALT text doesn't describe the image, leaving blind and visually impaired people out of the joke.

ALT The image says "click here" with an arrow pointing to the ALT description tag in the bottom left corner. Side note for everybody: Many Twitter users, including brands, have been using this to prompt people to open the ALT text, where they have left a joke. ALT text is a hugely important accessibility tool designed to help people navigate the internet more easily, so it shouldn't be used as a punchline. This is especially true if the ALT text doesn't describe the image, leaving blind and visually impaired people out of the joke.

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Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) profile picturePolitics UK
@PolitlcsUK29 Apr 2023
🚨 | NEW: For the first time in HISTORY, millions across the country will be asked to make their promise to the King by saying the following out loud: “I swear that I will pay true allegiance to Your Majesty, and to your heirs and successors according to law. So help me God.”
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“These days…”
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Dan (@Dan_1884) profile pictureDan@Dan_188429 Apr 2023
Replying to @TheAthleticFC
God help us if we show a little bit of patriotism for a weekend. We’re not allowed to do that in this day and age.
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Doors open in 1.5 hours. *RETWEET COMPETITION* Fancy winning FOUR collections of classic folk horror and strange tales, kindly donated by @BL_Publishing? Thought so! - FOLLOW us - RETWEET this Ends 8pm, 20.4. Winner chosen at random. We'll post within the UK. Good luck!
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DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm16 Apr 2023
First look at Jon M. Chu’s ‘WICKED’, starring Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo.
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The Guardian (@guardian) profile pictureThe Guardian
@guardian10 Apr 2023
Dalai Lama apologises after kissing boy and asking him to ‘suck his tongue’ theguardian.com/world/2023/a…
Dalai Lama apologises after kissing boy and asking him to ‘suck my tongue’

Dalai Lama apologises after kissing boy and asking him to ‘suck my tongue’

Interaction at temple in India seen in video that has gone viral condemned as ‘inappropriate’ and ‘scandalous’

theguardian.com
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tomorrows MOTD presenters
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Lizzo performing "Du Hast" by Rammstein at Barclays Arena in Hamburg (2023) teapawt.net/i/status/1630720845185…
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Please remember deaf children. Communication shouldn’t come at a cost. Families need free access to Learn BSL to communicate with their child. #EarlyChildhood #ShapingUs @Earlychildhood petition.parliament.uk/petit…
Petition: Fund free BSL Courses for parents or guardians of deaf children

Petition: Fund free BSL Courses for parents or guardians of deaf children

I would like the Government allow the parents of deaf children to have free and easy access to learn BSL to be able to communicate effectively with their child.

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The Independent (@Independent) profile pictureThe Independent
@Independent21 Jan 2023
King Charles III ‘to break from tradition’ with coronation outfit choice independent.co.uk/life-style…
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Me: I’m pretty shy and reserved Me after a single drink:
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The candidates when Alan says a scripted joke #TheApprentice
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hysterically changed the trajectory of my life teapawt.net/timheidecker/status/15…
michael vincent (@mvddm) profile picturemichael vincent@mvddm21 Dec 2022
What’s the funniest thing you’ve seen all year?
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A thread of World Cup fans refusing to engage with Isr@eli reporters: 1. Reporter: “BUT YOU SIGN PISS, YOU SIGN PISS, YOU SIGN PISS AGREEMENT”
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6-2 win and I’m sat on my sofa stone cold sober contemplating a handful of celebrations and a little cry for dinner, hope I never see a winter world cup again in this lifetime what did we do to deserve this
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