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@JessiSummer

Logical. Sarcastic. Blunt. WindiesFan. MusicLover. RestingBitchFaceHaver. Mother of Maya.

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Joined July 2011
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"What you think I failed at wasn't even possible for you" - Jemele Hill
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The *checks notes* FEMpulse page is run by a man?
oxtail (@sunnyy_xo) profile pictureoxtail@sunnyy_xoOct 28
Replying to @thatonebignik
Everything about that page just screams WEIRD…even the guy that runs the page…🤨🫪
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God Almighty.@AllJoJoThoughtsOct 27
Don’t engage with Hov hate. It’s pointless. Mute/block, move on with positivity.
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It's really the simplest things on here that have me hollering
🍓 (@_RayOsunshine) profile picture🍓@_RayOsunshineOct 28
Replying to @MollyKW24
George Cuntstanza
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Εvαns Σοφία (@IgwebuikeEvans) profile pictureΕvαns Σοφία@IgwebuikeEvansOct 28
Replying to @PeshAhumuza
Women and their fictitious, imaginative fantasies. What is so thrilling about this guy? What is so spectacular about him? This is a man who destroyed nations and ruined lives. Why are you people so emotionalised and illogical? Why are you guys always moved by vapid illusions?
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sasi🪁@p0liedricoOct 27
theo james
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@buffysOct 27
who’s the sexiest man alive?
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Jared Blank@jaredsblankOct 27
Came thru so clean thank you patriot
Headquarters (@HQNewsNow) profile pictureHeadquarters
@HQNewsNowOct 27
Trump is heckled for a third time at his speech in Mississippi: "SHOVE THAT BALLROOM UP YOUR FAT ASS!!"
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ethical hater@DijahSBOct 27
imagine being named the sexiest man alive and hundreds of thousands of people being like nuh uh
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And then Blake Shelton. Like plz...
Híl 🍋 (@CityofLimes) profile pictureHíl 🍋@CityofLimesOct 27
I knew the Sexiest Man Alive was bullshit when I saw John Legend on the cover one year.
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DRE ⚡️ (@DRESPITFACTS) profile pictureDRE ⚡️@DRESPITFACTSOct 27
clocks go back next weekend, hopefully back to when we were kids because fuck this
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This is a generation that thinks Chris Brown is better than Michael Jackson. They truly do not have the ability to process anything. Thats why it doesnt make sense talking to them
bri (@bribrisimps) profile picturebri
@bribrisimpsOct 27
i also have #opinions about Jay Z as a person but many of you do not have the musical prowess you claim you have if you do not recognize his legacy in music as a whole lol
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"Youthful" is craaaazzyy
philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) profile picturephilip lewis
@Phil_Lewis_Oct 27
Republican congressional candidate Brent Taylor has sent unsolicited nude photos as recently as 2021. He dismisses his past sexual advances as “youthful indiscretions" At that time, Taylor was 53 nashvillescene.com/news/pith…
Brent Taylor's Sexting Problem

Brent Taylor's Sexting Problem

State Sen. Brent Taylor (R-Memphis) has sent unsolicited nude photos as recently as 2021, dismissing past sexual advances as “youthful indiscretions” that marked his 30-year marriage.

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K (@TheMavsQueen) profile picture
K
@TheMavsQueenOct 27
Tough year for Jay-Z haters my condolences.
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They come up with brand new ways to fuck ya up everyday
Bit Cloud: Weltmeister (@WayOfAce) profile pictureBit Cloud: Weltmeister@WayOfAceOct 27
I do my test, I pass my test. The officer wrote down that I passed but didn't print a pass certificate so me passing isn't in the system. I cannot pay for my new license because it isn't the system and nobody else can put it in the system except said officer, who is on vacation.
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Not one Theo James. Don make no sense
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseOct 27
People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive throughout the years: 2026: Noah Wyle 2025: Jonathan Bailey 2024: John Krasinki 2023: Patrick Dempsey 2022: Chris Evans 2021: Paul Rudd 2020: Michael B. Jordan 2019: John Legend 2018: Idris Elba 2017: Blake Shelton 2016: Dwayne Johnson 2015: David Beckham 2014: Chris Hemsworth 2013: Adam Levine 2012: Channing Tatum 2011: Bradley Cooper 2010: Ryan Reynolds 2009: Johnny Depp 2008: Hugh Jackman 2007: Matt Damon 2006: George Clooney
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Anybody could be a johnnie and when we use it we mean the person is a cunt more or less
Matt Hamilton (@HammerToe) profile pictureMatt Hamilton
@HammerToeOct 27
🇧🇧 Bajans, a language Q: Is “Johnnie” just a term for male wutlessness? Or can you call a woman a Johnnie too? Or is there a better term for that? “Cha boa, da johnnie driving all pon de road”
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Lenny 🎓✨@Lendryx_Oct 27
“I’d die if I had to name five Jay-Z songs”
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Da$h@1HunnitDashOct 26
Welcome to Twitter where Michael Jordan isn't the goat, Martin TV show was not funny, Jay-Z is and has always been an irrelevant rapper and Eddie Murphy was never funny.
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bleachguy2026@DylpadOct 26
“By the end, Charlie Kirk was leaning to the left- he lost that gun control debate by a long shot” it’s perfect. Sublime. Every word is in exactly the right place, to move one would be to tear down the harmony. These… are first drafts?
𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 (@beyoncegarden) profile picture𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚
@beyoncegardenOct 26
OH HE ATE HIM UP SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭
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FREE TAXSTONE! (@Diamy_TV) profile picture
FREE TAXSTONE!
@Diamy_TVOct 27
The gun is exactly where it needs to be.
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Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCraveOct 27
Noah Wyle named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive 2026.
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