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Shadowy recluse Recovering misanthrope On a few spectrums Trying and failing not to care

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Joined June 2017
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I'm so tired of stressing out, can we stress in tonight babe?
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my friend drew this i genuinely feel sick to my stomach its so fucking cute im in actual tears its so good i wanna cry
it's the same if you think about it
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The Congress switchboard number is (202) 224-3121. You can use this number to connect with either the US Senate or the House of Representatives
NEW: Chuck Schumer is preparing to lead the Senate with a network of former aides lobbying for private equity—including two former policy chiefs and his top health adviser. Their clients include Blackstone, Apollo, and the industry’s top trade group. readsludge.com/2026/11/06/th…
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Guinan: I know this guy. He's called The Noid. Watch yourself, Captain, or he'll ruin your pizzas Picard: We mean you no harm. We are explorers
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The Noid: You're bluffing. No sane person would blow up their own pizzas Benjamin Sisko: Am I? Commander Worf, fire torpedo
Guinan: I know this guy. He's called The Noid. Watch yourself, Captain, or he'll ruin your pizzas Picard: We mean you no harm. We are explorers
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mr beast cured my blindness for a video and now i can see demons walking among us in human skin
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the real tsunami is coming
Here are the 17 categories DIGGER is campaigning for this awards season. 1. Best Picture 2. Best Director 3. Best Original Screenplay 4. Best Actor 5. Best Supporting Actor 6. Best Supporting Actress 7. Best Ensemble Cast 8. Best Casting 9. Best Cinematography 10. Best Film Editing 11. Best Production Design 12. Best Costume Design 13. Best Makeup and Hairstyling 14. Best Sound 15. Best Visual Effects 16. Best Original Score 17. Best Stunt Design Fingers crossed for the entire DIGGER team! 🪏
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Sequel to Godzilla minus zero called Godzilla plus one and it’s a rom com where he and Mothra tie the knot
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King Ghidorah is so beautiful to me, like a woman.
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Sandworms are normal worm-sized, it's the people who are really small.
What's the coolest Dune theory you've heard?
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“Why does universal health care keep getting sidelined by party leadership?” @RepJeffries gives a misleading word salad answer to a direct question🤔 Medicare for all. NOW. Any potential Speaker should guarantee it will get a vote. Make Trump veto it. (He may not)
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His first response to a Democratic landslide that he had little to do with is to bleat about finding ‘bipartisan common ground’. Do you think Republicans would be talking about bipartisanship if they had just secured the biggest House majority for decades? Sigh.
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries said that his party is “ready, willing and able to find bipartisan common ground” in order to work with Republicans on the ongoing affordability crisis. abcnews.visitlink.me/ymEF7Q
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Schumer doesn't know what the American people care about because he only listens to Joe and Eileen Bailey, who are his imaginary best friends. Seriously.
Schumer: I'm not the issue. It's staying together on what the American people care about so we can have that generational remaking of the map. That's the key issue here.
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alright people we did blue tsunami but now it’s time to lock in for digger landslide
Here are the 17 categories DIGGER is campaigning for this awards season. 1. Best Picture 2. Best Director 3. Best Original Screenplay 4. Best Actor 5. Best Supporting Actor 6. Best Supporting Actress 7. Best Ensemble Cast 8. Best Casting 9. Best Cinematography 10. Best Film Editing 11. Best Production Design 12. Best Costume Design 13. Best Makeup and Hairstyling 14. Best Sound 15. Best Visual Effects 16. Best Original Score 17. Best Stunt Design Fingers crossed for the entire DIGGER team! 🪏
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Imagining a video essayists that only talks about highbrow films but still has an AVGN or Nostalgia Critic sense of humor
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Schumer: What I do as the leader is I'm the orchestra leader. I am not the best bassoonist. I highlight that person. I am not the great virtuoso singer. I highlight that person.
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Can someone find a way to mute a clip for a specific person? I'm worried this might literally kill S*m S*der
Schumer: What I do as the leader is I'm the orchestra leader. I am not the best bassoonist. I highlight that person. I am not the great virtuoso singer. I highlight that person.
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He's gonna get sworn in on a Qur'an and a University of Michigan Sweatshirt and it's gonna give JD Vance an aneurysm
El-Sayed: "I just pointed out the fact that constitutionally he's obligated to swear me in. And he did go to Ohio State University, which of course is a lesser university than the University of Michigan."
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There is a mob show you can watch on Amazon Prime called Gravesend that has the pacing of Twin Peaks: The Return & is essentially The Sopranos if David Chase had brain damage and a budget of $15. It’s one of the worst things I’ve ever seen & I’m completely addicted to it
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🚨🇺🇸 New Jersey — Rep. Hamaway: “I Will Not be Supporting Jeffries Not the way he is acting right now...”
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🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING — Sen. Van Hollen: “I’m not going to support anybody for leadership who doesn’t sign up to take on some pretty big fights.” High Ranking Progressive Senator Hints at Challenging Schumer as Calls Grow for Senator Van Hollen to Run for Speaker of the House.
🔵 Abdul El-Sayed supports Chris Van Hollen as Senate majority leader over Chuck Schumer
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