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Joined April 2020
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dudes be ugly as fuck talking about β€œget on deadlock”
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β€œ1 like isn’t a lot” imagine 1 gorilla wielding a tesla cannon that sometimes jumps and does damage when landing and has a dome shield
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playing ranked recently
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just went to the aquarium and saw an epaulette shark and my mom said β€œoh my god are those its eyes?!” duped, i fear, by quite literally one of the oldest tricks in the book
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Elephant in the room : ADDRESSED Ducks : In a fucking row Horses : HELD Eggs: In so many baskets Bigger Fish : Fried Ace : Up my sleeve 2 Birds : StonedοΏΌ
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Robot girl who is normally really sweet and kind, but in order to prove herself is armed with a short range tesla cannon, and a dome. And is a super smart gorilla.
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Jesstopherson retweeted
All the worms at the park start slithering towards me at the same time. I shake my head. They stop. I'm on a first date, and she's not ready to know about that part of my life yet.
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Jesstopherson retweeted
This dog brought me his ball to play fetch while I was working in a crawl space
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Jesstopherson retweeted
Counterstrike has 0 character variety, its so boring fighting the same terrorist and counter terrorists every game. It needs idk... a gorilla? He could be super smart and from the moon, with a short range toggle Tesla cannon, and a dome shield to counter aoe slop.
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β€œ2 likes isn’t a lot” imagine two useful deadlock teammates
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Jesstopherson retweeted
"yeah bro lets fight this rift matter of fact im on the zipline right now"
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Jesstopherson retweeted
Zero's back.
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Jesstopherson retweeted
#ONEPIECE Goat mentality
The beauty of One Piece quotes
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#ONEPIECE TODAY 2 YEARS AGO β€œTHE ACCURSED PRINCE” LOKI WAS INTRODUCED
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You Need to Do Laundry To Have Clothes to Wear to Work Tomorrow Versus No I Don’t
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Jesstopherson retweeted
Hey guys
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Jesstopherson retweeted
True
some pages in Berserk will have u convinced that Miura sacrificed a good couple decades of his lifespan to draw like that
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Jesstopherson retweeted
Just found out about recency bias. Maybe the most important bias ever
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The Crunchwrap supreme, is that farm to table? Excellent. Excellent. And the Baja Blast, is that locally sourced? Beautiful, great. We’ll have both for the table.
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