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RIP Aunt Missy 💙, Army Veteran, Somebody Daddy, The Villain.

Deep Space Nine
Joined April 2009
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Movies used to have Queen Latifah in them
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Good woman right here
not only do my nigga need to nut in me the first link, he needs to nut in me so much that if i take a DNA test, he's my new daddy.
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Y’all be arguing with people who can’t even run a mile
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I need you to understand tonight is not about you nigga @TyreseMaxey
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Our 401k is really tied to trusting 7 random men not to fuck foreign spies
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as per my last pigeon
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ppl laughed but "what if the village is retarded?" prolly the most important question of the decade
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shut up and dribble
Losing Charlie hurt, man.
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I just wish Mitch McConnell were alive to see this.
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We have to say “Mississippi” after each number
Wtf takes Mississippi so gahdamn long to count votes??
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Imagine in the 1700s riding 3 days to see her & there’s another horse outside.
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Draymond Green last night:
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WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM
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Dressing up as a Googlebook for Halloween because nothing is scarier than knowing you’ll be dead in 3 years
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Using a stick of RAM to stir my coffee this morning, fuck you, Sam Altman
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The Maynechurian Candidate
👀 EXCLUSIVE: Terrence Howard has his sights set on the White House ... telling TMZ he might just have to run for president if nobody else is willing to make a real difference.
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JUST IN: Trader turns $13,000 of $INTC puts into $1.8 million as Intel crashes 29%
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Best costume award goes to:
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“No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot.” -Mark Twain
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Need E-40 to say Yaxel Lendeborg
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