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โ€œI know you wonโ€™t believe this,but I donโ€™t understand..โ€ #MDNI 18+

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Joined August 2014
๐Ÿฆ‹Papito val ๐ŸŽฌ retweeted
so we all know how itโ€™s a popular consensus that vampires purr because bats doโ€ฆ well, when contented/satisfied (or irritated), bats will also do little push-ups, so itโ€™s funny to imagine your extremely pleased vampire partner dropping and giving you 20 just for fun
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May the beer be ever flowing and let the Devil know your dead a half an hour after you reach the Gates of Heaven
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//I'm sorry. You have 759 followers, no bio and only 4 tweets that gives no info and you want me to follow you back? Bye Felicia.
*Blows up a Borgia Tower* "It seems the stable is now available for purchase" *Niccolo is not impressed* After you *Ezio smirked*
//It's cute how some people think PETA helps animals....