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VampIris🩸🦇@lemonicarusNov 6

so we all know how it’s a popular consensus that vampires purr because bats do… well, when contented/satisfied (or irritated), bats will also do little push-ups, so it’s funny to imagine your extremely pleased vampire partner dropping and giving you 20 just for fun

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𝓔𝔃𝓲𝓸 𝓐𝓾𝓭𝓲𝓽𝓸𝓻𝓮@EzioDaLaLaLa17 Mar 2017

May the beer be ever flowing and let the Devil know your dead a half an hour after you reach the Gates of Heaven

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𝓔𝔃𝓲𝓸 𝓐𝓾𝓭𝓲𝓽𝓸𝓻𝓮@EzioDaLaLaLa14 Mar 2017

//I'm sorry. You have 759 followers, no bio and only 4 tweets that gives no info and you want me to follow you back? Bye Felicia.

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𝓔𝔃𝓲𝓸 𝓐𝓾𝓭𝓲𝓽𝓸𝓻𝓮@EzioDaLaLaLa18 Jan 2017

*Blows up a Borgia Tower* "It seems the stable is now available for purchase" *Niccolo is not impressed* After you *Ezio smirked*

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𝓔𝔃𝓲𝓸 𝓐𝓾𝓭𝓲𝓽𝓸𝓻𝓮@EzioDaLaLaLa28 Apr 2016

//It's cute how some people think PETA helps animals....