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Joe Simmons

@JoeMSimmons

Touring Guitar Technician // Baseball Fan // Sushi Enthusiast // Friend Of A Friend // Quiet Professional

 New York
Joined June 2010
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Bring out your trash bins, it's Opening Day & the @Yankees are playing the @Astros. 😉 Remember: use bins to keep rats away and NYC clean; DONT USE THEM TO CHEAT AT BASEBALL. Hey @Mets, we'll see you tomorrow.
a compilation photograph. One side shows a trash bin, superimposed on a city street, with a green check. The other side shows a Houston Astros logo on a trash can, superimposed on a baseball field, with a red X.

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when a 5 year old gets pilot on smugglers run
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Getting anxiety before a concert is so embarrassing like yes I am@nervous to go have fun
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I just want to know what I did 😭😭😭@facebook I’m not mad, just disappointed – at Poughkeepsie, NY
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I want to move out of New York because of the sole reason how awful it is to get to any airport. Missing an international flight really ain’t fun whilst stuck in traffic to get out of NYC. Just insanity – at Manhattan, NY
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My anxiety level is through the roof trying to get to the airport today. I think my heart is going to explode before I get there. – at Manhattan, NY
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"With this decision, the conservative majority of the Supreme Court shows how far removed they are from the majority of this country. They have made the United States an outlier among developed nations in the world." – President Joe Biden

ALT "With this decision, the conservative majority of the Supreme Court shows how far removed they are from the majority of this country. They have made the United States an outlier among developed nations in the world." – President Joe Biden

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Why the hell do people like summer? Even worse, how do people enjoy summer in Florida?
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Have a free night in Chicago, do I go to a white Sox game when they’re playing the Red Sox(gross)?? 🥴
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Love watching the game of baseball grow!
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The Yankees have signed 1B Greg Bird to a minor league contract. Bird opted out of his minor league deal with Toronto to re-sign with the Yankees and will report to AAA @swbrailriders.
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Being a @Yankees and @dallascowboys fan, should I even watch them this year? It doesn’t seem like there’s any potential here
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coffee dad@coffee_dad27 Feb 2022
want coffee
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Mustard is the superior condiment, dont @ me
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Wordle 245 6/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛⬛🟩🟩⬛ ⬛⬛🟩🟩⬛ 🟩⬛🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩fuck
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dylhausen@smackson_18 Feb 2022
a story in 3 parts rt if you cry every time #mlbpa #robmanfred
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I wanted to take some time to introduce myself. I am Houston Vandergriff. I am a travel photographer, entrepreneur, and influencer. I am 24 and have Down syndrome. I live in Tennessee in the USA. My camera opens doors around the world. – at Knoxville, TN
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Wordle 228 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 let’s get this bread 🥯🍞🥖🥐
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Jessica@Slinkyka1 Feb 2022
Girls don't want a valentine they want the MLB lockout to end
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