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31. 𝔛𝔛𝔛. Leftist. Hater. 1312. Pro Wrestling. NYM. NYR. NYK. CM Punk apologist. Free Palestine 🇵🇸

Joined July 2021
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things I believe • Israel does not have the right to exist. • Zionists are low IQ mouth breathers • Police officers are cowards • Being a landlord is a fake job • If you’re a fan of the Dodgers, Braves, Phillies, or Yankees you belong in jail
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They gave Miz shit last season when he became an all star. Look at him now.
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JALEN BRUNSON EWWWWWW
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I mean what if it actually happens…? Like what are we doing.
WWE will be sending a very limited crew to Riyadh for Crown Jewel. The company will be utilizing local companies to help setup and make sure things run smoothly. Setup for the show will begin this Saturday. - @FalseFinishHQ
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Danhausens first ever Halloween Special was a success. Hopefully all of you viewers vomited in terror 🎃 @WWE
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this man, my personal hero of all heroes, Alan Colie was found not guilty of wounding youtube prankster Tanner Cook in Virginia. this sets an important precedent if a youtuber threatens or harasses you, you can just start blasting and ask questions later.
‘MY LIFE IS HARD AS IT IS, I DON’T NEED THIS CRAP!’ — Grocery store worker SNAPS at clout-chasing kids Teens tried to apologize to the man with four kids and a mortgage, but it didn’t look sincere to him
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“Was it important for you to win one World Series game” No Ken, definitely not….
Ken Rosenthal: “was it important to win one just to show you’re on this level?” I’m so glad Taylor Walls laughed and told him it was disrespectful. Rosenthal knows what he was asking. We get it - the MLB media thinks the Brewers are amazing! #RaysUp
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In the year 2026 I own my first pair of Air Force 1s.
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But they’re for a wedding I’m going to. So I can’t even fulfill the dream of being a cool guy
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1991 WS: • Jack Buck “we’ll see you tomorrow night” 2002 WS • Joe Buck “we’ll see you tomorrow night” 2004 ALCS • Joe Buck “we’ll see you later tonight” 2011 WS • Joe Buck “we will see you tomorrow night” 2026 WS • Joe Davis “we’ll see you later tonight” Beautiful.
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Man if the rays come back…big momentum shift for game 5.
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“He’s not famous but got security what a stinky twat”
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Or stinkin. Either way, wild.
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Nah this genuinely fried me
Reffing at LA fitness
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And it’s still fuck 12 no Karl Malone Sheeeeeesh
ANDERSON .PAAK x CORDAE 🚨 LA LEAKERS FREESTYLE 🎙️ “On top of the world, like Ye at SoFi.” “My n***a [Lil] Wayne, gave me the game, that’s Yodi. My n***a Nas, took me to 8 figures, after taxes.” “And I still can’t f**k with Justin Timberlake, gentrified the Rap game, we only asked to renovate.”
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The craziest thing about the H3 podcast is that people genuinely spent their free time listening to it.
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18 years ago Jay-Z became the first rapper to headline Glastonbury & trolled Oasis when they said rap had no place there. He came on stage playing their song Wonderwall & then flipped it into 99 Problems and destroyed the stage 😭
JAY-Z has four #1 hits on the Billboard Hot 100 - Umbrella (with Rihanna) - Empire State Of Mind (with Alicia Keys) - Crazy In Love (with Beyoncé) - Heartbreaker (with Mariah Carey)
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When he’s not playing the Mets, I think Sal Frelick is my favorite non Mets player.
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The #Rizzler did not attend Big Justice’s Bar Mitzvah #Patriot #americafirst
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