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giardiniera enjoyer // family guy

Joined January 2012
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the dog in me recognizes the dog in you
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‘Marty Supreme’ is ‘Flight’ meets ‘Coach Carter’ meets ‘Precious (based on the novel 'Push' by Sapphire)’ carried by Timothée Chalamet’s best performance yet. I loved it so much.
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He did it primarily to own the libs
Jesus did not primarily die for you because He loves you. He primarily died for His own glory.
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What we do in the Turnstile pit echoes in eternity
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The lion does not concern himself with a post-bidet quality assurance wipe
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Local Bike Commuter Wears Helmet With Quiet Confidence That His Life Worth Preserving
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I fear Ive been typecast as “guy who gets eaten” in my son’s Jurassic Park reenactments
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I'm plotting on your rise bro. i'm literally up in the lab scheming on beautiful abundance for you. I'm cooking up ways for a rising tide to lift all of our boats. I'm praying for your gains. I'm lighting a candle to your inevitable splendor dude
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filming my therapist so they don’t skimp on unconditional positive regard
There’s currently a “method” going around for Chipotle, basically you film them while they make your food which makes them not skimp out on the portions because they don't want the bad publicity or reviews 😭😭😭😭 teapawt.net/copiumx/status/1794758…
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nyt connections person cooking this one up
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What is cringe but nobility of soul at odds with circumstance?
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spotify blend is more intimate than sex
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i think i need to think less
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“sir a 4th hole has been discovered”
Cheating on a girl who does all 4 holes is just greedy
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I share things in Letterboxd reviews that I wouldn’t even share with my therapist
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what if we were tiny and kissed at the keebler elf tree by my shroom dealer's house 😳
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imma just let my friends center themselves in my break from IG
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my Internal Family Systems deciding what I should eat for dinner
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