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Wanted Arms Dealer and hated shitlord. @PoggersShop and @GoBlacklyte Code: WARBOOTY10 for 10% off your order. Art Tag: #vonbart ☢️⚓️💉🍷🍕🏴‍☠️

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Joined October 2022
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I Stream on Occasion. Check out my shit!!!
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One of the perks of my job is that I now know the dirty details on how to kill a monster with a nail gun.
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Nah bro. Refuse to comply.
Sigh. This behavior will be used by the hoplophobes in the new Congress to get guns banned for the rest of us. And they'll still have these guns, because they didn't get them legally in the first damn place.
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Johan The MeatMan🪖🏴‍☠️(🌙🦨|🍕🏴‍☠️) retweeted
Wishing all my fellow vets out an amazing Veterans Day. I appreciate all who have served with me and all the people who can’t be here with us to enjoy it. Enjoy some free food, hang out with your loved ones and make today special. You deserve it!
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Current Literary Project: Burning Dead Solutions Inspired by Monster Hunter International, only this time written by a hardcore weeb and someone with like, .01% of the firearms experience.
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The responses make me depressed.
Only cod fans are dumb enough to come up with a negative name for pushing with your team
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GLORY BE UPON HONSE!!!!!
Happy Veteran's Day! Please take this day to celebrate and remember all the people who have fought hard for our country!! To defend their mental health and offer them a sense of community to combat stress, I'll be raising money for Stack Up all week! Thank you for your support!
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Johan The MeatMan🪖🏴‍☠️(🌙🦨|🍕🏴‍☠️) retweeted
Happy Veteran's Day! Please take this day to celebrate and remember all the people who have fought hard for our country!! To defend their mental health and offer them a sense of community to combat stress, I'll be raising money for Stack Up all week! Thank you for your support!
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Kickass.
I know first hand this is true. Early in my fighter pilot career (1980 timeframe), our 79th Tactical Fighter Squadron was deployed to Ovar, Portugal for "Open Gate 80" exercise. One of our assigned missions was to take our pair of F-111E jets and try to play the role of "Red Force" with a mission objective to see if we could successfully "sneak up" on the NATO Fleet in the Atlantic Ocean. We carefully calculated the "ducting layer" (where radar energy can be ducted well beyond the horizon) from the atmospheric data over the ocean that day. The ducting layer was calculated to be 340 ft above mean sea level (MSL). So we chose to sneak in supersonic at 400 feet above MSL. We refueled from a KC-135 Tanker to top-off our 34,000 lbs of JP-8 fuel capacity (we would need every drop of it for this mission) before diving down to the deck. We used our Low Altitude Radar Altimeter (LARA) to calibrate our barometric pressure altimeter to precisely match the LARA at 400 ft MSL. We then turned off the main radar, terrain-following radar (TFR) and LARA so we were emitting no electromagnetic energy from our F-111E jets. We cruised as a 2-ship in line-abreast formation where I was positioned 6,000 ft abeam my flight leader. We set our supersonic cruise to about Mach 1.15 so that there was just enough extra thrust left for me to maintain formation with Tiger Lead. I noticed my flight lead's F-111 was totally enveloped in a cloud of vapor from the supersonic shock waves with only the tip of his nose visible and then realized that I must look the same when flight lead looked at me! We managed to reach about 25 miles from the NATO Fleet undetected, but we knew that at that range, hiding just above the ducting layer now would no longer keep us hidden and Fleet radars would soon spot our non-stealthy F-111's. I was doing my best at scanning the skies above and around us for "bandits" when I spotted an F-14A Tomcat roll inverted and do a split-S maneuver that arrived supersonic, co-altitude and co-speed with us. I called out to my Flight Lead on the UHF Radio (not remembering we were now on the NATO Fleet common frequency for safety) and said: "Tiger Lead, Bandit, Deep 6 O'clock, co-altitude, 8,000 feet, stagnated." Then, a voice that was not my Tiger Lead's voice came up on the UHF Radio and said, "Stagnated, eh?" At that point, I watched that Tomcat march up slowly to my left wingtip and we were looking each other eye-to-eye in fingertip formation. He then flipped me the fighter pilot greating ("the bird") then smartly saluted and pitched up and out to head back to the carrier. Don't tell me that a Tomcat cannot fly at Mach 1.2 on the deck with ordnance because I have witnessed it and it was VERY IMPRESSIVE! We were also aware of a Soviet Trawler that was shadowing the NATO fleet while gathering intel. We happened to spot it, and Tiger Lead wing tagged me into close fighting wing formation and we both went to full afterburner and lowered ourselves to about 150 ft MSL and flew directly over that Soviet intel ship at Mach 1.2+ in full afterburners. I am sure we broke some glass and destroyed some surveillance antennas & equipment with that pass. It was a day I can never forget and I can attest fully to what Charles Smith @softwarnet stated about the Tomcat being able to achieve Mach 1.2 (~910 MPH) as ABSOLUTELY true!
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Mori Calliope!
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Communist filth.
When you defeat fascism & imperialism by voting every two years
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First one to guess this variant of C96 gets a cookie.
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Johan The MeatMan🪖🏴‍☠️(🌙🦨|🍕🏴‍☠️) retweeted
my thighs >>> yours
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Happy birthday to all my marine homies out there. Go out. Get shitfaced. Fight the bar. Win. Maybe fuck some bitches while you’re at it.
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Johan The MeatMan🪖🏴‍☠️(🌙🦨|🍕🏴‍☠️) retweeted
GM. Today's the DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
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Damn dude, you missed all my points, and refused to do any research.
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This is why modern SCP sucks by the way. Fuck the forum. Pick up the Monster Hunter International Series instead. Franks, show em how we do.
Watching current SCP drama is so funny I didn’t realize there was people who didn’t view the Foundation as undeniably evil and cruel. This is why Broken Masquerade is the true way to go
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Johan The MeatMan🪖🏴‍☠️(🌙🦨|🍕🏴‍☠️) retweeted
I laugh so hard whenever people who watch my YouTube videos get angy that I take a shot at communism occasionally. Communism sucks, get over it, grow up.
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Best Paragon Origin is probably Colonist/Hero of Elysium…because you get to talk down a former Batavian Slave from a ledge in 1. Best Renegade is Colonist/Butcher of Torfan, because you canonically make a LOT of good Batarians, AND it makes sense why.
Sole Survivor Shepard doesn’t get enough credit for holding it together all the time there are thresher maws EVERYWHERE in this fuckass galaxy
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