SFFH writer working on my 10th serialized novel at https://teapawt.net/t.co/I4sZDpISpY Dad of 3. SFWA, NEHW. He/him. Breaking the Word and others coming 2026!
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It's that time again, folks! My next novel, "Breaking The Word" releases in two weeks! I'm throwing a publication party at a library fundraiser on 8/15. If you're near central NH, drop by Shirefest, say hi, a grab a signed copy!
If not, preorder here:
amazon.com/Breaking-Word-Joh…
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It’s #FridayReads time! Let’s share books and boost all signals. Repost this and let us know what to repost for you. I’m sharing the perfect Halloween read: santería, death, ghosts, darkness, a witch, blood, violence, and creatures from beyond the reef…
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“I don’t celebrate Halloween because—“
No one cares. Do you. Let people have fun.
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Already pinned to the ground.
Already tased.
His head bounced off the asphalt.
Then the police officer punched him 22 times.
Twenty-two.
Witnesses said the man appeared to be having a mental episode and was not a threat. He had been standing in the road.
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Funny how he brings in a foreign criminal while ICE is busy killing people and tackling grandmas.
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"AI wrote it but it's all my idea"
"I directed the AI."
"The AI assisted the writing"
"I worked collaboratively with the AI"
"The AI is my writing partner"
"I'm still a real author"
Same energy as me thumbing buttons on my microwave and calling myself Gordon fucking Ramsay
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In case there was any confusion...
🎧 Audiobooks count as reading.
📚 Debut books aren't inherently bad.
✍🏻 Some books have prologues; some don't. Both things are fine. Get over it.
🤖 AI "creators" are talentless, lazy thieves.
Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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A lot of people are suddenly seeing me and it's weird. I bet I can fix it by saying, hey, I have a weekly show and I've published books...
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If this is your profile picture, you’re not just stupid. You’re profoundly fucking stupid.
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What are y’all reading and watching this weekend?
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Okay, looking for books publishing between January and April of 2027. Thrillers, mystery, horror, science fiction, literary fiction, true crime, etc. Your own and books you’re excited about. Go!
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The world needs more museums, libraries, and art galleries.
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It’s #FridayReads time! Let’s share books and boost all signals. Repost this and let us know what to repost for you. I bring you the perfect spooky season read: monstrous babies, bloodthirsty deities, ghosts, magic, and creatures from beyond the reef!
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Throwing this out here for all my fellow Libby peeps
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I love Halloween. I love everything about it, from the decorations and costumes to the art and history (s/o Lisa Morton). Anyway, your top three Halloween activities? Here are mine:
- Worshipping Satan
- Putting razor blades in apples
- Handing out LSD to unsuspecting children
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I decided to make my horror comedy, monster-filled, pun-heavy, disgusting undead breakup book free this week! If you need a spooky season read, this is definitely for you! 🔗
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Don’t pay to get published. Ever. Fuck vanity presses. Fuck “agents” who ask for money. Fuck “pay to play” anthologies. Don’t. Fucking. Pay.
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Noticed a new trick from the scummy 'marketing' scammers: pretending to be from KDP.
My lovely, lovely authors... Amazon KDP do not have a 'book visibility and discoverability' team. Contrary to two separate BS emails I've had today.
I should just start posting my inbox...
