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Johnny Utah retweeted
TMZ raped me behind a Trader Joe’s dumpster in 1993.
Trump Accused of Brutally Raping Former Miss Switzerland at Plaza Hotel in 1993, He Denies
tmz.com/2026/10/27/beatrice-…
If I'm you and I get the "47 pcs in my driveway" call, I'm respectfully declining the job and hoping they've learned a lesson. Do you really want customers that don't believe in you?
Y'all see a $9,300 estimate for an engine swap and act like the shop just robbed you at gunpoint. 😂
Let's break it down real quick. That "used engine" is $4,400+ by itself, and that's before anybody touches a wrench. Then somebody has to pull the old one, swap over parts, put the new one in, fluids, wiring, sensors, and test it. All done correctly, so you're not right back in 3 weeks.
Sure, you can find somebody cheaper. But cheap usually means it's not done right, and now you've got more problems than you started with. 🙃
And let's talk used parts. We don't even do used anymore, and here's why. Nine times out of 10 they don't show up in good shape. Then folks want to complain about the warranty on a used engine. Babe, all anybody can do is look at the outside. We can't see through metal. 🤷♀️
Parts went up. Insurance went up. Rent went up. Your groceries went up. But somehow car repair is supposed to cost what it did in 1998?
If you don't like the cost... the toolbox is right there. Do it yourself. 🔧 I'll wait. And when it's in 47 pieces in your driveway, call me. 😏
Good work isn't cheap, and cheap work isn't good. Pick one.
If all you wanted was hot black coffee, there are plenty of places to get that without involving the use of a "barista."
A non-woke straight male in the USA would never consider a "barista" as their first stop for black coffee.
In another life I hauled milk, our upper mgmt changed us from live loading to drop and hook. Less than a year later, back to live loading. Repeated multiple times. Every time they acted as though they'd re-invented the wheel. Pointless activity so some suit would feel useful.
Be a hotel chain.
> Notice check-in takes four minutes
> Spend millions rolling out mobile check-in to get it under a minute
> Shorter lines. Lower payroll. Everyone celebrates
> Six months later, room upgrades and spa bookings are down
> Hire a consulting firm to "reimagine the guest journey"
> Spend another few million
> Consultants recommend a personalized welcome experience where staff talk to guests, learn their preferences and offer relevant upgrades
> Roll out the new initiative
> Check-in now takes four minutes
Everyone celebrates.
Johnny Utah retweeted
The famine and human suffering in Somalia were the direct result of the Marxist Barre regime, which systematically destroyed the country. High-ranking members of that regime, such as Nur Omar Mohamed, Ilhan Omar’s father, a Soviet-trained officer who committed genocide in Somalia, later fled to the United States. How have they repaid America’s generosity? It began on the streets of Mogadishu, where U.S. soldiers serving as peacekeepers to alleviate starvation were slaughtered and their bodies hung from bridges. After killing American soldiers and then seeking refuge here, the Somali community, with the assistance of the Democratic Party, engaged in widespread fraud that has soared into the billions, while contributing to the destruction of American communities.
If helping these people is your idea of “altruism,” then you are completely retarded.
I'm changing my name to Donald Trump. That third term is happening.
SCOOP: Democrats have insisted they have nothing to do with the other Dan Sullivan on Alaska's Senate ballot.
But aides with the Mary Peltola campaign and DSCC were part of a monthslong secret plan to recruit him to run -- as well as other candidates.
nytimes.com/2026/10/28/us/po…
Johnny Utah retweeted
The Top 10% of earners are why you have a job, a house to live in, a car to drive, a supercomputer in your pocket and every other service and product you enjoy.
The bottom 10% are why you have locks on your doors and taxes are so high.
That’s reality.
Johnny Utah retweeted
Apologies for the length, but I thought this story was important heading into Halloween.
To earn some supplemental income to cover holiday expenses, I took a job at the local Spirit Halloween store. I got a job as a costume packer (those things don't come pre-assembled). I got put on the "Dracula" assembly line, along w/a seasoned employee who'd been doing the job for a while.
Our job was to stuff Dracula's cape, fangs, pendant, makeup, and finally the blister card into the bag before sealing them up with that built-in plastic hanger to go out onto the sales floor.
It was high-pressure work, with strict quotas since Dracula is the most popular costume this year.
Since my co-worker was the more experienced, he would always go first, then I'd take my turn, and we'd alternate back and forth.
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I had to make every second count.
~fin~
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Well crap, there goes my Thanksgiving sail boating plans.
98 years old.
Does Tesla limit how long he can finance it for?
These are the kind of stupid questions that go through my brain.
98-Year-Old Man Buys His First Self-Driving Tesla Model Y And Is Blown Away
“I've been driving it probably 2-3 months, and it's not made an error in its driving. In fact, the other day it stopped - a chipmunk was crossing the road, and there was no other traffic, and it did not run over the chipmunk … For somebody that's 98-years-old, this is a real treat.”
I hope they're found alive.
It's a reminder that Mother Nature does not play well with others.
Right now around 50 people are searching for two college students who went hiking on Friday at Ice mountain in Chaffee County in Colorado.
Since Friday the area has received snow and rain.
Is good reminder to people who go hiking this time of the year in Colorado. Weather can change instantly and fast. Always take emergency bag and supplies.
#mountains #Missingperson #Colorado
