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Husband to a murdered wife. Father to a murdered son. Yadda yadda yadda...

Austin, Texas
Joined September 2011
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Governing by tantrum has resulted in Donald Trump holding his breath until America turned blue.
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You're next, asshole.
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Today has been underwhelming, so I'm gonna look at David Laid for a while.
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Happy Sunday Heathens!
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Happy Birthday to my favorite cousin ...unless he tells the others that he's my favorite.
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I think the most surprising thing about porn is how so many ugly people can be comfortable being naked in front of other people.
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I'm proud of the way I've taken care of myself. I graduated years ago, but I can still fit into my track coach.
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How does a people go from being victims of genocide to perpetrators of genocide in just three generations?
Israeli Rabbi Ronen Shaulov: “All of Gaza, and every child in Gaza, should starve to death. I have no mercy for those who, in a few years, will grow up and won’t have mercy for us.”
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This has never occurred to me before but I wonder if lesbians are as obsessed with big breasts as most straight men seem to be.
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Yeah, I'm a snob about language. But I'd rather talk to people who say something like "it is reminiscent of..." instead of "it's giving... ."
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Twitter tells me this is some kind of anniversary for me. Get the champagne.
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Replying to @CommentOnTWLB
Jim wins today's AWSOME TWEET AWARD!
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Sorta sums it up, doesn’t it?
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Spineless Cowards...
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