@JonHudson

five-tool adult intramural athlete and sketch comedian

 New York, NY
jonhudson.org
Joined April 2009
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Community in 2026: Troy and Abed: "we are non-binary lesbians" Annie: "aww you guys- girls... theys?" Britta: "Claiming queer identity is a big deal, an an AFAB-" The Dean, dressed like Sabrina Carpenter: "I'm working late, cause I'm Jeff Winger🎶"
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crazy that Sports Illustrated could afford to sponsor a stadium but couldn't pay their writers?
Michael Battista@MichaelBattistaJul 30
About 10 minutes to kickoff at Sports Illustrated Stadium for Leeds United vs Sunderland. Tough crowd, lower bowl only, hearing only 8,000 or so tickets sold for tonight. Stark difference from last night in the Bronx. #LUFC #SAFC
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Rick seven@rickerdoodle300Jul 29
Yo mama’s so fat she needs to take glp-2s
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November the First. The New York @Mets in the #WorldSeries. Beautiful. – at New York, NY
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The air quality sucks today.. but the smoke quality is pretty good
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dan fogler's balls of fury ass has no place in westeros. very upsetting
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Matt Binder
@MattBinderJul 8
a lot of people who claim to love this country actually just love capitalism and that they personally attained wealth through it there’s no love for what actually unites America. there is zero civic pride. no care for the common good. they don’t love the U.S. they love the USD.
Alexi Lalas
@AlexiLalasJul 7
You want to tell men/women in America who make their living in youth soccer that they need to make less?! It's a business. I want them to make as much money for their service as the market will pay them. If they can make a "ton of money" then they should...and I'll celebrate it.
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Will Sloan@WillSloanEsq9 Jul 2025
When your dick is big, it’s interesting. When your dick is small, it’s interesting. When your dick is average, it’s boring as shit. Now, good luck to you - and get the fuck out of my office.
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lmao at Copy90 making notorious bellend Dennis Wise seem hard
⛷️@stokaljonaJul 5
“Julian Quinones” vs Jarrell Quansah
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Duncan Alexander@oilysailorJul 6
"But why pick Dan Burn?" "What if 10 men have to defend a load of crosses for 30 mins?" Thomas Tuchel: Scenario master
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Paddy Power
@paddypowerJul 3
The World Cup has proven yet again that Americans have awful football chants, so it's time to teach them how to be real fans... 18+ GambleAware

Teaching US fans about real chants

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awesome video with authentic American performances
Paddy Power
@paddypowerJul 3
The World Cup has proven yet again that Americans have awful football chants, so it's time to teach them how to be real fans... 18+ GambleAware

Teaching US fans about real chants

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Brooks Otterlake@i_zzzzzzJul 3
Letting the ball’s inner experiences decide whether a goal is offside is a huge step forward for object-oriented ontology
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⚽️ #Mundial2026 🏆🌎 Fabio “Tranqui” Meza, de 35 años, nació en Chicago, Estados Unidos 🇺🇸, es hijo de padres paraguayos 🇵🇾 oriundos de Asunción y Caraguatay, departamento de Cordillera: “TE DIJE, HAY QUE CONFIAR, TRANQUILO NOMÁS”.
Nana
@NanaRMCFJun 30
Another meme that will go far on football twitter Paraguay fan hitting Calma Calma on Germany
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@AbsoluteBrunoJun 29
He has no idea what he has done for football twitter 😭😭 xitter.cf/YRN_TopCee/status/2071…
Luther Gnade@luthergnadeJun 29
That Paraguay fan hitting the calma #Wow #Chills
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Football Ramble
@FootballRambleJun 30
Truly iconic commentary from Danny Murphy on the BBC just now. *shot of Oscar Bobb* “I used to have a cat called Bob” *silence* “Jumped in the back of a Royal Mail van and never saw him again”
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John Rosenberger@JohnJohnPhenomJun 1
Told the guy at the gas station to have a good day and he said “I will after I’m out of here and can get back to doing speed runs on the new James Bond game.”
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Stan's Account@tristandrossJun 26
[average cbt enjoyer when i'm 2 hours late to meet them at the pub]: he probably has adhd. that he managed to overcome his executive function and time blindness enough to even show up at all is a sign he cares. should be grateful [me]: i'm da king of da playing football manager
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Uruk-Guay
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Bobby Wagner@bwagsJun 24
I say this without a hint of exaggeration: the vibes have never been worse
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