IF YOURE IN LINE AT ARBYS RIGHT NOW STAY IN LINE DONT LEAVE THEY LEGALLY HAVE TO GIVE YOU A BEEF AND CHEDDAR PER THE CONSTITUTION KNOW YOUR RIGHTS 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

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Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day · Nov 3, 2026 · 1:00 PM UTC

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@NormSNLJokesNov 3

O.J. Simpson was in a different courtroom this week, attempting to regain custody of his two children. In order to prove to the court how much he loves his kids, O.J. pointed out, quote, "Hey they're still alive, aren't they?"

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Jomboy Media · Nov 3, 2026 · 12:54 PM UTC

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Victor Wembanyama juggles the ball with his feet and this referee said hold my beer

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Monty · Nov 1, 2026 · 9:41 PM UTC

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Monty@JustinMontyNov 1

If you’ve ever wondered what it felt like the day I lost my leg…watch that fourth quarter and OT again

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B 🥶🍔 · Nov 1, 2026 · 9:40 PM UTC

B 🥶🍔@JonesyB13Nov 1

Don’t even let him get to the locker room. Fire his ass

B 🥶🍔 · Nov 1, 2026 · 9:19 PM UTC

B 🥶🍔@JonesyB13Nov 1

Lmao fuck this team

Josh Bowe · Oct 31, 2026 · 2:51 AM UTC

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Josh Bowe@Boweman55Oct 31

can't emphasize enough how important it was for the mavericks to reset as a franchise this past summer. you can feel the renewed vibes in every possession. it makes last season feel like even more of a waste of time in retrospect but better late than never. this is fun.

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Super 70s Sports · Oct 29, 2026 · 3:14 AM UTC

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They did it, Ueck.

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B 🥶🍔 · Oct 28, 2026 · 9:21 PM UTC

B 🥶🍔@JonesyB13Oct 28

Get Gusto off the pitch FFS

B 🥶🍔 · Oct 27, 2026 · 2:45 AM UTC

B 🥶🍔@JonesyB13Oct 27

Did Pickens just wave at an Eagles cheerleader after that catch? Haahahah

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B 🥶🍔 · Oct 27, 2026 · 2:02 AM UTC

B 🥶🍔@JonesyB13Oct 27

Cooper Flagg ladies and gentlemen

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atlas · Oct 25, 2026 · 10:28 PM UTC

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@creatine_cycleOct 25

"the password you are attempting to use was part of a data breach are you sure you want to continue using it?" drone strike my house man i don't care anymore

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Dayne Young · Oct 25, 2026 · 11:59 AM UTC

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Your parents when a QR code pops up on the tv screen for authentication

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Avery · Oct 25, 2026 · 8:42 PM UTC

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Avery@ItsAveryOct 25

This is why we keep losing World Cups…yall want soccer to be a fun/safe activity for your toddlers. Meanwhile the rest of the world got 20 of these in each age group getting sponsored

LUCIÁ 🌸

@dave__emmaOct 25

What is wrong with the pale nation??? Call the police on a 3 yr old because he's too good for their kids???? 😳