IF YOURE IN LINE AT ARBYS RIGHT NOW STAY IN LINE DONT LEAVE THEY LEGALLY HAVE TO GIVE YOU A BEEF AND CHEDDAR PER THE CONSTITUTION KNOW YOUR RIGHTS 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

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Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day · Nov 3, 2026 · 1:00 PM UTC

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@NormSNLJokesNov 3

O.J. Simpson was in a different courtroom this week, attempting to regain custody of his two children. In order to prove to the court how much he loves his kids, O.J. pointed out, quote, "Hey they're still alive, aren't they?"

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Jomboy Media · Nov 3, 2026 · 12:54 PM UTC

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Victor Wembanyama juggles the ball with his feet and this referee said hold my beer

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Monty · Nov 1, 2026 · 9:41 PM UTC

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Monty@JustinMontyNov 1

If you’ve ever wondered what it felt like the day I lost my leg…watch that fourth quarter and OT again

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Josh Bowe · Oct 31, 2026 · 2:51 AM UTC

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Josh Bowe@Boweman55Oct 31

can't emphasize enough how important it was for the mavericks to reset as a franchise this past summer. you can feel the renewed vibes in every possession. it makes last season feel like even more of a waste of time in retrospect but better late than never. this is fun.

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Super 70s Sports · Oct 29, 2026 · 3:14 AM UTC

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They did it, Ueck.

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atlas · Oct 25, 2026 · 10:28 PM UTC

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@creatine_cycleOct 25

"the password you are attempting to use was part of a data breach are you sure you want to continue using it?" drone strike my house man i don't care anymore

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Dayne Young · Oct 25, 2026 · 11:59 AM UTC

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Dayne Young@dayneyoungOct 25

Your parents when a QR code pops up on the tv screen for authentication

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Avery · Oct 25, 2026 · 8:42 PM UTC

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Avery@ItsAveryOct 25

This is why we keep losing World Cups…yall want soccer to be a fun/safe activity for your toddlers. Meanwhile the rest of the world got 20 of these in each age group getting sponsored

LUCIÁ 🌸

@dave__emmaOct 25

What is wrong with the pale nation??? Call the police on a 3 yr old because he's too good for their kids???? 😳

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Daily Loud · Oct 26, 2026 · 2:42 AM UTC

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Man goes viral after EMS came to his aid.

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Jo · Oct 25, 2026 · 11:50 PM UTC

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@MavsStan41Oct 25

No one is better with the ball in their hands and I’m tired of people lying about it

Underdog NBA

@UnderdogNBAOct 25

First 50-ball of the season: Luka Doncic

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Major League Soccer · Oct 25, 2026 · 3:16 AM UTC

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"I really believe we can win it all." @FCDallas head coach joins #MLS360 after moving up to second in the West.

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one dozen rats at a keyboard · Oct 22, 2026 · 1:10 PM UTC

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one dozen rats at a keyboard@PanasonicDX4500Oct 22

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@AtlantaFalconsOct 21

New PFP 👀

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Daily Loud · Oct 21, 2026 · 4:59 AM UTC

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A 64 year old man in Virginia has been charged with duct-taping his wife to a chair in the basement so he could watch football upstairs “in peace”

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Barry Svrluga · Oct 16, 2026 · 4:22 PM UTC

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Barry Svrluga@barrysvrlugaOct 16

BREAKING: Dan Quinn has turned his hat around at Commanders practice. Brim is forward. (This is a developing story and will be updated as events warrant.)