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Joined September 2013
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Replying to @Acyn
Things were so bad premidterms I heard 60-year-old white men in Wisconsin talking about diesel prices and they didn’t even have diesel trucks.
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Vice President asked a serious question about the future of a young conservative woman and he feels the need to make a Trump related ass joke then blames illegal immigrants for buying all the houses.
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They already have that, some people believe in “structured water” so they sell them a really expensive water stirrer to “structure” the water like it’s natural form (moving, apparently).
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Unbothered Chicago Goose retweeted
HE OFFERED THE WRONG DANA WHITE THE JOB ON THE SIX YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING SOMEONE PINCH ME
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Replying to @djf510
It does if we impeach and remove him…
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Replying to @TimFullerton
A lot of people who haven’t done math since high school claiming mathematical impossibilities.
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Replying to @MAGACult2
Funny how pronouns could have prevented this whole thing.
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None of the people he hires are capable, he just only fires the women.
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So you know doesn’t divine absolute truth, right? It can only pull from what is widely available on the internet. If something is true, but not yet revealed on the internet Grok has no ability to give an answer about and might say it’s not true to the best of its knowledge
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What really fries me is he had Natalie make a little photo collage 😂
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Replying to @adamscochran
Funny how Dana White (she/her) could have saved him a lot of embarrassment.
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Replying to @djf510
You don’t understand the maps you are reading. Shift blue means more blue or less red votes than the previous election. So a combination of 50 less red votes and 20 more blue votes than 2024 would be a blue shift even if the county voted red as a whole.
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Replying to @KellyLMcCarty
More games for the peasants!
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“It’s not possible that both of these came from a tree”
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Replying to @MikeAz100
You don’t understand either of these maps
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Unbothered Chicago Goose retweeted
Oh my god.
Apparently there’s a lady named Dana White who is an DoD public affairs assistant and I guarantee you someone recommended her to Trump and he thought they meant UFC Dana White and nobody is allowed to correct him lol
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We all need to have a good laugh again.
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Replying to @TheAmericanGrl
Oh please do another Cyber Ninja audit. Send the my pillow guy on TV again so he can frantically tell us how his experience in pillows qualifies him to do mathematical probability. Compare the population of a county in Minnesota with the voting totals of a county in MIchigan.
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Replying to @Chris__X__
Sir, this is a Wendy’s…
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Replying to @danielkleach
So you can produce more and they can give you more work to do to hit those KPIs and not give you a bonus or a raise because they need to profitmax for the investors.
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