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not exactly a furnace of ambition

Minneapolis
Joined March 2009
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based on an incredibly stupid joke I made to @bahroomn
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(reading the back of a video game case) seems like it's mario's greatest adventure yet
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Just got back from here and everyone knew you
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glad the homme lead tone chasing is going wide but you really have to listen to the original version demon-from-hell vocals of oliveri
You Think I Aint Worth A Dollar - Queens Of The Stone Age (From The Basement)
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Since David Lynch died, the word Lynchian now refers to John Carroll Lynch
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Voted Democrat today in Minnesota
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A few bowhead whales born around 1815 might still be alive. They were in their 30s when they first saw a commercial whaling ship; in their 60s when they first heard a propellor; over 100 the first time they heard sonar. I wonder if they remember the silent ocean.
the reason moby-dick remains such a vital piece of human art is that it addresses what is probably one of humanity's greatest collective atrocities, the genocide of the whales, with an ambivalence it cannot itself fully articulate. melville is distraught, but he can't explain why
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This is like a top 5 Simpsons joke for me
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How it feels when a well-adjusted and educated adult starts telling you about their “ghost/haunted experience”
ok but it is really important that we all agree magic isn't real
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thinking my midlife crisis is gonna be finding some sort of mystery to solve so I can connect a bunch of pictures on a big cork board with red yarn
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We need to give Ilhan Omar nuclear capabilities
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The Lucas Museum needs to display the necessary context if they’re going to platform and give space to guys like Sebulba
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HEAT (1995) - FRAME 2647
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Not even 6 AM and the airport is playing this fuckass remix of Never Going Back Again by Fleetwood Mac. This feels like a war crime
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watch the last 2:30 of this
An elementary education major breaks down in tears while describing her fear that she may never be able to afford a home: What are some steps you will take to help me and others achieve that? El-Sayed’s response is worth a watch:
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Let me consult my council of enablers about this
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The towers are gone now, reduced to bloody rubble, along with all hopes for Peace in Our Time, in the United States or any other country. Make no mistake about it: We are At War now—with somebody—and we will stay At War with that mysterious Enemy for the rest of our lives.
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The hardest part of being an art thief must be getting your entire crew to agree on what constitutes art.
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Sometimes a homunculus emerges from the vat with an ungovernable spirit, like that of a wild stallion on the Great Plains of old. Straight to the incinerator
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Top 10 Jordy verbal tics
Strong contender for second place:
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