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(reading the back of a video game case) seems like it's mario's greatest adventure yet
A few bowhead whales born around 1815 might still be alive. They were in their 30s when they first saw a commercial whaling ship; in their 60s when they first heard a propellor; over 100 the first time they heard sonar. I wonder if they remember the silent ocean.
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How it feels when a well-adjusted and educated adult starts telling you about their “ghost/haunted experience”
thinking my midlife crisis is gonna be finding some sort of mystery to solve so I can connect a bunch of pictures on a big cork board with red yarn
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The Lucas Museum needs to display the necessary context if they’re going to platform and give space to guys like Sebulba
Not even 6 AM and the airport is playing this fuckass remix of Never Going Back Again by Fleetwood Mac. This feels like a war crime
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The towers are gone now, reduced to bloody rubble, along with all hopes for Peace in Our Time, in the United States or any other country. Make no mistake about it: We are At War now—with somebody—and we will stay At War with that mysterious Enemy for the rest of our lives.
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The hardest part of being an art thief must be getting your entire crew to agree on what constitutes art.
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Sometimes a homunculus emerges from the vat with an ungovernable spirit, like that of a wild stallion on the Great Plains of old. Straight to the incinerator































