@JordanMSPP

BNE, Australia. No longer banned from Collision. Mostly tweets about wrestling, you’ve been warned.

 Brisbane, Australia
Joined May 2012
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Paul Levesque 2.5 seconds after taking his seat in gorilla during Crown Jewel because “it’s what we do”
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vandul
@_vandul19h
We actually do need a serious world war and a draft soon some of you need to go dawg
OG SNARK ☕️@SnarkingIsLegalOct 25
Texas H3 fans had a trauma support group meet up today
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Gus Van Sant turning Columbine into an experience akin to Kubrick’s the Shining is why he’s one of the living legends.
cinesthetic.
@TheCinestheticOct 24
ELEPHANT was released 23 years ago today. Gus Van Sant’s austere, long-take drama won both the Palme d’Or and Best Director at Cannes, yet its refusal to explain or sensationalize school violence still divides audiences.
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Rory Blank@BoneJailOct 24
The Jackass boys sacrificed greatly for their art and don't deserve this.
Zaid Jilani
@ZaidJilaniOct 23
My problem with Sacha Baron Cohen is he was treated as a Nathan Fielder-level comedic writer when he’s really just Jackass
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Raise your hand if you have been personally victimised by A24’s delayed Australian releases
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jose@josezenin_Oct 22
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Guy in front of me in line anywhere: hey this is the first thing I’ve ever done what do I do
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wiretaup@wiretaupOct 21
All part of the show, man
AFP News Agency
@AFPOct 21
#BREAKING US embassy staff and families ordered to leave Saudi Arabia, with families of embassy staff in the United Arab Emirates, Jordan, Qatar and Bahrain also ordered to leave, diplomatic source tells AFP
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Pratik
@PatelESPNOct 20
me when my joke in the group text doesn’t get enough haha reactions
ThelRaiser🏳️‍⚧️🦌👻@EPM106Oct 19
over the past few years i’ve become increasingly radicalized against the concept of the “friend group”
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real caffeine addicts know the first coffee is just a formality
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soup🕷️
@thrluvOct 19
chatgpt? take 4 benadryl & talk to the hat man like an adult
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⛩️ Sumito ⛩️@sumitomediaOct 19
my favorite Nathan for You bit is them having a backup plan for if someone braves the allegator which is that the TV wouldn't have fit back through the tiny door
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T w I t t e r@darthramiousOct 18
Most people in France can't afford housing. They didn't blame immigrants, or transgender people, or video games, or avocado toast. They blame the government. Because that's who's responsible. That's always who's responsible.
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Jon Moxley vs. Mark Davis.
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soup🕷️
@thrluvOct 18
“if you crave soda your body really needs hydration.” actually if i crave soda it’s because dr pepper makes my brain go “wheeeee!”
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Incredible moment icl #AEW #AEWWrestleDream
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Kind of surreal to watch the Young Bucks as a legacy team now where others steal their moves as "homage".
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nick@lovechazelleOct 17
LET ME SEE IT
Film Updates
@FilmUpdatesOct 16
Nathan Fielder and Lance Oppenheim’s ‘YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING’ is currently the highest rated film of the year on Rotten Tomatoes and Metacritic.
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amy 💌@nosnawsymaOct 17
I have to watch this scene every time it comes across my timeline it’s one of the best scenes to come out of nathan for you
HBO Max
@hbomaxOct 16
elizabeth holmes' only impression of nathan fielder before the doc #NathanForYou
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this is like criss angel mindfreak for pedophiles
Sawyer Merritt
@SawyerMerrittOct 16
OMG the Tesla Roadster just flew in the air!
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