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following matt on his shit ass pumps. if i follow you, i either like your charts or im laughing at you.

Joined October 2012
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jordan sheek retweeted
make it stop
🤖 Made with AI
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Oh my God
New: Mayor Brandon Johnson’s CFO resigns after three months on the job, saying she is no longer able to fulfill her duties to provide accurate statements about the city’s finances.
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He did the meme word for word bar for bar
🚨 We just stormed OLE MISS UNIVERSITY Cafeteria with a DONATION SIGN for the 3 White College Girls who made monkey noises!!!! 🐒🐵 AMERICA HAS BLACK FATIGUE!! Donate here —> GiveSendGo.com/Stand-With-La…
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jordan sheek retweeted
Just let me know which one I should restart
Replying to @MSFT365Status
We’re opening all available pathways to restore service, as our actions taken thus far have not provided the anticipated relief. We found a core process on affected servers is becoming overwhelmed, causing capacity loss. To validate a potential recovery, we're isolating a portion of infrastructure, restarting affected components, and reintroducing traffic to confirm the services remain stable before applying the change more broadly. More info under EX1550543 and MO1550821 in the Microsoft 365 admin center, as well as status.cloud.microsoft if the admin center is not available to you.
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You can sell people sacrifice and pain if they believe it leads somewhere or means something Republicans have none of that to offer
All anyone under 30 is voting for is their immediate, short-term financial interest. I don't blame them, this is how they've been raised. If the Ds start campaigning seriously on abolishing or reducing college student loans, which are usurious and ruinous, esp when jobs are getting wiped out by AI, look for them to lock down the under 30 vote hard, because GOP Thunatics will have zero answer other than "eat cheaper burritos."
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His wife, his spy and his mistress all look different. He was canceled for loving all women and having a big heart #WokeKingJensen
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jordan sheek retweeted
What it’s like posting about cybersecurity the last few months
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trans people have a special dna mutation that allows them to break down vyvanse into beautiful electronic music
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jordan sheek retweeted
trying to keep up with new vulnerabilities
I'm not even sounding the claxon for this it's just horrible. Any text > 256chars is a valid root password, holy shit sshhole.com/
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jordan sheek retweeted
-----BEGIN RSA PRIVATE KEY----- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -----END RSA PRIVATE KEY-----
New bug in OpenSSH. Security researchers: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Anyone with a SSH server accepting password on alpine/etc: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Details: sshhole.com
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MY COOK IS OUT MY BO IS JANGLES MY WRIGHT BROTHERS FLEW MY NC IS BLUE
THATS ALRIGHT ME AND THE CREW GON CHANGE NC BLUE GO VOTE! MY COOK IS OUT MY BO IS JANGLES MY CHEER IS WINE ROY COOPER AT NINE
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jordan sheek retweeted
0.03 seconds after Claude refuses to work because ‘[cyber]’
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nothing more scary than this on October 31st
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jordan sheek retweeted
cute couples costume idea for halloween
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jordan sheek retweeted
Alabama Governor: 🔴 Tuberville 48% (+3) 🔵 Jones 45% Blueprint Polling, 695 LV, 10/22-24
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You can’t really hold niggas accountable because women still fuck them How are you supposed to hold a woman beater accountable when he has women to beat? By his logic, he’s doing something right
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Getting to complain about Obama for the first time in a decade as a conservative must feel so good. Like a partially recovered heroin addict shooting up for the first time in years
The Wall Street Journal editorial board accuses Obama of being “condescending” towards Middle America with his Cheesecake Factory joke.
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jordan sheek retweeted
Trump admitted he blocked energy funding to punish blue states he lost in 2024, including $586 million for Illinois. Courts ruled it illegal. He's still blocking the money. Bipartisan permitting reform won't work if Trump ignores the law. He must reinstate the grants first.
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jordan sheek retweeted
Made them use Jira
JUST IN: Japanese scientists force cancer cells to kill themselves in new experiments
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Fucking fucking fucking fucking bastard fucking Windows
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