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jordan sheek

@JordanSheek

following matt on his shit ass pumps. if i follow you, i either like your charts or im laughing at you.

Joined October 2012
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buttfuck it. every book,audiofile,video ive found/stolen/rippped off in one easy doc. go nuts. drive.google.com/drive/folde…
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need the gmod ragdoll sound with this
キリ💔【悪のVtuber】 (@kiri_EvilVtuber) profile pictureキリ💔【悪のVtuber】@kiri_EvilVtuberNov 13
デバッカーみたいなことしてる🙃 この像の位置が微妙にマスがズレてるお陰で回るトゲの機械をバグらせて移動可能な事に気付いたぜ。 #時のオカリナ
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frankie
@FrankieIsLostNov 13
make it stop
🤖 Made with AI
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Oh my God
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Alice Yin (@byaliceyin) profile pictureAlice Yin@byaliceyinNov 13
New: Mayor Brandon Johnson’s CFO resigns after three months on the job, saying she is no longer able to fulfill her duties to provide accurate statements about the city’s finances.
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He did the meme word for word bar for bar
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Jake Lang - January 6 Political Prisoner 🇺🇸 (@JakeLang) profile pictureJake Lang - January 6 Political Prisoner 🇺🇸
@JakeLangNov 11
🚨 We just stormed OLE MISS UNIVERSITY Cafeteria with a DONATION SIGN for the 3 White College Girls who made monkey noises!!!! 🐒🐵 AMERICA HAS BLACK FATIGUE!! Donate here —> GiveSendGo.com/Stand-With-La…
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Ethan Brooks (@alt_w_v_g) profile picture
Ethan Brooks
@alt_w_v_gNov 13
Just let me know which one I should restart
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Microsoft 365 Status (@MSFT365Status) profile pictureMicrosoft 365 Status
@MSFT365StatusNov 12
Replying to @MSFT365Status
We’re opening all available pathways to restore service, as our actions taken thus far have not provided the anticipated relief. We found a core process on affected servers is becoming overwhelmed, causing capacity loss. To validate a potential recovery, we're isolating a portion of infrastructure, restarting affected components, and reintroducing traffic to confirm the services remain stable before applying the change more broadly. More info under EX1550543 and MO1550821 in the Microsoft 365 admin center, as well as status.cloud.microsoft if the admin center is not available to you.
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You can sell people sacrifice and pain if they believe it leads somewhere or means something Republicans have none of that to offer
Peachy Keenan (@KeenanPeachy) profile picturePeachy Keenan
@KeenanPeachyNov 12
All anyone under 30 is voting for is their immediate, short-term financial interest. I don't blame them, this is how they've been raised. If the Ds start campaigning seriously on abolishing or reducing college student loans, which are usurious and ruinous, esp when jobs are getting wiped out by AI, look for them to lock down the under 30 vote hard, because GOP Thunatics will have zero answer other than "eat cheaper burritos."
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President-Elect Toguro (@PresidentToguro) profile picturePresident-Elect Toguro
@PresidentToguroNov 12
His wife, his spy and his mistress all look different. He was canceled for loving all women and having a big heart #WokeKingJensen
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what fucking shitlow is this
msmegatron (@msmegatronn) profile picturemsmegatron@msmegatronnNov 12
My point was that this game was really not enjoyable to play, it wasn't interactive at all and we should not have won. If the enemy team had any kind of sidelaner or m1 carry we would have lost...
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This is a crazy ass booth, wish we had them here
Tom Suburbs (@IAmSuburban) profile pictureTom Suburbs
@IAmSuburbanNov 11
Relatable
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Fuck thats a good clapback
wanye (@xwanyex) profile picturewanye
@xwanyexNov 9
Replying to @thereisnojayjay
Let me guess, you’re one of these people who has “test anxiety”
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Zack Korman (@ZackKorman) profile picture
Zack Korman
@ZackKormanNov 9
What it’s like posting about cybersecurity the last few months
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Everything bad that happens to cyclist they deserve
OpenChiswick (@OpenChiswickW4) profile pictureOpenChiswick@OpenChiswickW4Nov 9
Why floating bus stops are necessary on cycle lanes to make cycling an inclusive mode of transport for everybody. 👇 Remember: London bus drivers kill somebody every 3 weeks.
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trans people have a special dna mutation that allows them to break down vyvanse into beautiful electronic music
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vik
@vikhyatkNov 5
trying to keep up with new vulnerabilities
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AJ Stuyvenberg (@astuyve) profile pictureAJ Stuyvenberg
@astuyveNov 5
I'm not even sounding the claxon for this it's just horrible. Any text > 256chars is a valid root password, holy shit sshhole.com/
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Fuck you stop shitting out overpriced slop
Motor1 (@Motor1com) profile pictureMotor1
@Motor1comNov 5
US automakers want to ban Chinese cars forever. The Alliance for Automotive Innovation wants US lawmakers to pass legislation permanently banning Chinese automobiles in the United States, citing national security concerns. Read more here: motor1.com/news/814446/autom…
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Jonathan Jogenfors@JogenforsNov 5
-----BEGIN RSA PRIVATE KEY----- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -----END RSA PRIVATE KEY-----
Mark Karpelès (@MagicalTux) profile pictureMark Karpelès
@MagicalTuxNov 5
New bug in OpenSSH. Security researchers: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Anyone with a SSH server accepting password on alpine/etc: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Details: sshhole.com
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MY COOK IS OUT MY BO IS JANGLES MY WRIGHT BROTHERS FLEW MY NC IS BLUE
gina snow❄️🎄 (@moonxrayes) profile picturegina snow❄️🎄@moonxrayesNov 3
THATS ALRIGHT ME AND THE CREW GON CHANGE NC BLUE GO VOTE! MY COOK IS OUT MY BO IS JANGLES MY CHEER IS WINE ROY COOPER AT NINE
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4 of mallace
@IceSolstNov 3
0.03 seconds after Claude refuses to work because ‘[cyber]’
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id rather walk tbh
Michael Klotz (@Mike_M_Klotz) profile pictureMichael Klotz
@Mike_M_KlotzNov 1
Used car faceoff: cheap and capable edition Today we’re looking at cheap, fully depreciated domestic 4x4’s. Neither is without issue, but you’re saving 50% off the import stuff. Which of these two do you choose and why?
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eri@eepyeriOct 31
nothing more scary than this on October 31st
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