@Jordan_Deeb

“A podcaster who loves elekid”-@kotaku, 🇯🇴 🇵🇸Arab-American,#KFBF, one half of the @orphangamers, professor at @marvelschoolpod & host @shared_screens he/him

Joined June 2014
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GameStop sitting amongst Tesla and Amazon after reddit users make it a Fortune 500 company
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Ella Yurman@ElYurman8h
it remains so so funny that CollegeHumor began as a low-budget, frequently mean sketch channel for edgy 20-somethings, and has become a wildly high-budget, play-it-safe improv platform with the most Care Bear audience imaginable
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Gerdy Sertorius@GerdVonBarbOct 26
People hate Romeo and Juliet as a result of its questionable romantic ethics because they haven't been taught not to care about that. Among other things, a massive part of English lit is to teach you not to care about that, to see lit as a work and not as a story.
Chaos Coordinator 🥴@MissE_not_missyOct 25
I got detention my freshman year because I made a joke during Lit class that I’d be dead too if I eloped at 13 with a 18 year old. My teacher 1st argued and said she was 14 and then I found the exact part where it says “nearing her 14th bday” and THEN I was being disruptive 😭🤣
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Dr. Ellen Walker@EllenFWalker17h
Every time I watch this movie I become more convinced that it is actually a piece of undiscovered, prophetic comedy genius and in about 50 years it'll be in the Criterion Collection next to Chaplin's Modern Times.
Certified💀@certifiedededeOct 27
This movie’s jokes sometimes are so fucking stupid they loop back around to being genius “Yes but not THIS Philippines” has stupid amounts of comedic potential
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speebus@speebus1Oct 27
I think the reason the Black Adam push of 2022 is so interesting is because it's like if Marvel, in preparation for Morbius' release, suddenly had an event where the resolution is that Morbius morbs over everyone.
Wes✈️🌌@Luke_MaxxingOct 26
I don't know if any comic reading experience will ever be quite as funny as the climax of Dark Crisis on Infinite Earths, where Black Adam saves the universe by giving every hero his power, in an issue that released months after the film bombed the day before DC fire the Rock.
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Joe Miller@JosephMiller3Oct 26
fuuuuck I did this and now my daughter is on the Board of Commissioners for the Metropolitan Water Reclamation District of Greater Chicago 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
Project Liberal
@ProjectLiberalOct 25
A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

ALT A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

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the stabber@quiet_homeboyOct 26
Confession: On the anniversary of Charlie Kirk's death I received a hickey in the location he was shot. I was given a kirkhole. This was not done intentionally, leading me to believe that they were spirit-possessed. Essentially, Kirk stigmata.
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I need them to find a way to bring the remasters back to digital storefronts man. I miss this shit
PlayStation Nostalgia
@PlayStalgiaXOct 24
Marvel: Ultimate Alliance released on PS2 20 years ago today. You could put Spider-Man, Wolverine, Iron Man, and Captain America on the same team, each with their own abilities and costumes. Getting to play with so many Marvel characters in one game was peak back in 2006.
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laura@melaudramaOct 25
#whitepeoplebelike i’m getting downvoted in the young sheldon subreddit
laura@melaudramaOct 25
getting downvoted in the young sheldon subreddit for saying i dont think that boy would grow up to have children but i’m standing by it. y’all don’t know him like i do
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sammy@loserbentOct 25
"call it klein/11 the way a second affair has hit the podcast" is this anything
OG SNARK ☕️@SnarkingIsLegalOct 25
NEW Klein files Someone left a comment on H3 crew member Nate’s wife’s instagram 38 weeks ago (~9 months) “I sent you a message regarding your husband and his coworker Tamara’s inappropriate relationship. Inside knowledge.”
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Deegz@deegztweetzOct 25
I’m in fucking tears dude
Nexus Point News
@NexusPointNewsOct 25
Disney is promoting ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ in a new episode of ‘9-1-1.’
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Claire (Zombie!!!)@M0CK17Oct 25
I have never been able to watch a hasan livestream for more than a few minutes (because livestreams are boring), but it impresses me to no end that, while other live streamers have Opps, Hasan has a superhero style rogues gallery
The Rationalist@RationaliztwtOct 23
hasan debuts new stream intro
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The riblin rises again
Dexerto
@DexertoOct 22
McDonald's is bringing back the McRib at select locations in the US The rollout reportedly starts in select cities on October 27
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Nerbit@Nerbit_13098Oct 24
After what happened to Bioware and his love for mass effect this is quite likely this year
nara@naranciagamingOct 24
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SirPolkington@MrTries_a_bitOct 24
Folks will swear up and down this movie was ass when in reality it's easily an A-Tier MCU movie
Marvel Perfect Gifs & Clips
@MCUPerfectGifsOct 24
Eternals (2021)
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vita@majipresOct 24
everything in the world is so sad
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all of garden@hamburgers911Oct 23
we cookin up antibiotic resistant adhd
maeve ~
@miaaowingOct 23
THE FUTURE IS HERE
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Tamara Nassar@TamaraINassarOct 23
Attacks of this kind are basically unprecedented, not "relatively rare" in Jordan. I spoke to members of my family who are Palestinian and Jordanian Christians who compared it to mass shootings in the US and said they never imagined it would ever happen in our churches.
AL-MONITOR@AlMonitorOct 23
UPDATE: At least 6 killed in Jordan church shooting: What to know: Jordan has experienced sporadic violence targeting the Christian community, though attacks of this kind are relatively rare in the kingdom. al-monitor.com/originals/202…

At least 6 killed in Jordan church shooting: What to know

Jordan has experienced sporadic violence targeting the Christian community, though attacks of this kind are relatively rare in the kingdom.

al-monitor.com
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Josh Billinson
@jbillinsonOct 23
The kids are too young to remember the time James Franco and Seth Rogen caused an international incident
Fahhh
@yowtfahhhOct 23
I'll never understand why they used a fake Supreme Leader's face instead of Kim Jong Un in COD MW4
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bint ♨️🐧
@NBintedOct 23
It’s funny that Zohran is increasingly careful about everything he says while the republican candidate he ran against is in public like “I like Trotsky”.
Kevin Nance@NancemarxistOct 22
Talked to @CurtisSliwa today at the bodega he said, “I used to debate who was better Trotsky or Stalin, I’m a Trotsky guy”
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Alex Cole
@acnewsiticsOct 22
Somali names traditionally use a person's given name, father's name, and grandfather's name rather than Western-style inherited surnames. MAGA spent ten years researching Ilhan Omar and somehow never found time to research how Somali names work.
Insider Wire
@InsiderWireOct 22
#BREAKING: Ilhan Omar's real name is Ilhan Nur Said Elmi, the same surname as her ex-husband.
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