Joseph Rhodes

Microsoft Releases Free RAW Image Viewer Extension for Windows 10 dailyamericanbuzz.com/2019/0…

Why is it called 'Your Bowels' and not 'Your Instinks'

No. I can't make it to your hair washing party tonight. I'm washing my h... erm i mean my dog ate my grandmother is dead.

I can only fall asleep if someone kneels at my bedside with their mouth open & full of Pop Rocks

I just love eating clean and staying healthy. you know?

Fill the piñata with goat intestines to teach children about the brutal consequences of violence.

Wearing transition lenses is a great way to block out the sun & anyone from wanting to be friends with you.

Its so annoying when youre trying to poison someone but theyre just not thirsty :(

If you encounter a bear you should either play dead or be so vibrant that the bear is like 'whatever this person seems exhausting.'

Steve-O Tells Justin Bieber to Fight Him Instead of Tom Cruise rapidrationale.com/2019/07/s…

Somehow I missed my turn into my driveway and ended up at the pub few blocks over

Laughter is not the best medicine. Please take your medicine.

If you send more than one Facebook invitation to the same thing. I will come & shit right in the middle of whatever it is.

I wanted to tell you that wherever I am. whatever happens. I'll always think of you. and the time we spent together. as my happiest time. I'd do it all over again. if I had the choice. No regrets.

The bills are washed. the dishes are paid. the laundry's in the oven. I'm going to bed.