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Joseph W. Smith

@JosephWSmith_
 Kentucky
Joined November 2013
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Take your Linux development experience in Windows to the next level with WSL and Visual Studio Code Remote knowledgeinflux.info/2019/07…
If you didn't want me looking in your bedroom than you never should have put your window at the same height as my ladder.
What we all have in common is how extra stupid we look when we stop everything and focus on removing a stray hair from our tongue.
Still good at casually flexing my bicep the second before a girl touches it.
Netflix is all. 'Do you want to watch a bunch of crappy documentaries? No?? Well how about if we charged you $9 a month to watch them??'
OMG the baby just swallowed some Scrabble tiles!
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? In real life. men aren't affectionate out of bed.
The problem with traveling into the future is that it's hard to determine the date because newspapers no longer exist.
Nothing sets a bad precedence like your boss catching you actually working.
'So. why do you want to be a veterinarian?'
good day
MEET THE BOY WHO SCORED HIGHER ON IQ TEST THAN BILL GATES & ALBERT EINSTEIN! knowledgeinflux.info/2019/07…
Kuwait a minute. Yemen to tell me if Iraq up this war debt Iran the economy into Syria's trouble? Oman. can someone tell me if this Israel?
Many in the conspiracy community believe that product bar codes are used to secretly control humans
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Brian Rale@brian_rale16 Nov 2017
A German #Banking Merger Remains Far Off nyti.ms/2ARVhbj
A German Banking Merger Remains Far Off (Published 2017)

A German Banking Merger Remains Far Off (Published 2017)

Cerberus Capital Management’s investment in both Deutsche Bank and Commerzbank is not enough to spur a merger of the two institutions.

nytimes.com
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I always keep a gun in my pocket so people won't think I'm happy to see them.
I used to always ask my mom for things & she'd say what's the magic word and I'd say abracadabra and she'd say you're why dad left.
There is nothing sadder than waking and turning to see the love of your life's face to find she has deflated in the night.
#climatechange expert sentenced to 32 months for fraud, says lying was a ‘rush’ nbcnews.to/2m6z5H7
Climate change expert sentenced to 32 months for fraud, says lying was a 'rush'

Climate change expert sentenced to 32 months for fraud, says lying was a 'rush'

The EPA’s highest-paid employee and a leading expert on climate change was sentenced to 32 months in federal prison Wednesday for lying to his bosses and saying he was a CIA spy working in Pakistan...

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James Connor@JamesConnor__8 Nov 2017
People’s Republic of #China Grants #Trump An Honor No Foreign Leader Has Had Since Its Founding goo.gl/q48Up5
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