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Jelly Roll Unleashes Penis Jokes, Fat Jokes on Trump in ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ Hosting Return: ‘Fat Pig’ “Jelly Roll Stuns ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ Audience With Multiple Jabs at Trump: ‘Didn’t See This Coming’” read a headline over at The Wrap. This is very disappointing to me. I always liked Jelly Roll. He took jabs at Trump and the Indy Car race, which I thought was a great event for our Freedom 250th!🇺🇸 I get that Kimmel's audience is far left of center and all, but the country music crowd tends to be more conservative and he just dissed much of his fanbase, IMO. I also get that the Kimmel writers may have written the monologue for him, but I am still disappointed in his performance. From the article: Country music superstar Jelly Roll took on Jimmy Kimmel Live! hosting duties on Monday and like Anthony Anderson and Rosie O’Donnell before him, the Grammy-winner reserved several minutes of his opening monologue to taking a slew scathing shots at President Donald Trump. “Let’s talk about the main event of America this weekend. It was the big IndyCar race hosted by the president,” Jelly Roll began, talking about the Freedom 250 Grand Prix in Washington, D.C., on Sunday. “The cars drove through the streets of D.C., and there’s Donald Trump who apparently has never held a flag before.” “What a shit job!” Jelly Roll said, reacting to video of Trump waving a flag at the event celebrating America’s semi sesquicentennial. “How do you fuck up waving a flag?” The “Son of a Sinner” singer added “But the president seemed to enjoy the IndyCar race, which was a real switch up for him, ’cause normally he only likes his own race.” Jelly Roll also trolled Trump for taking the ceremonial lap around the track. “Trump also drove around the track in his motorcade, doing what they call the lap of honor, which sounds like a loyalty program at a strip club,” Jelly Roll joked. “Five percent cash back in the champagne room for all Lap of Honor members.” Jelly Roll used the lap joke to set up his fat jokes about President Trump, citing a Washington Post report about the president’s purported weight gain. “It’s crazy. Think about this, y’all. In the last few years, I’ve lost 300 lb. That means I’ve lost an entire Donald Trump,” the singer said. “And let’s be honest, based on his approval ratings, it seems like most of the country wants to do the same thing.” Jelly Roll then threw to a montage of Trump joking about other people’s weight. “Well if that ain’t the pot calling the kettle fat,” Jelly Roll said. “You know Mr. president, from one fat pig to another, take it from me, physical fitness is very important. Trust me, you’ll be happy to see your penis again.” It was Jelly Roll’s second stint filling in for Kimmel. His sharp screeds at President Trump were well received by the studio audience and, according to media reports, took many viewers off guard. Link to article in comments

🔻 THE PHARMA REP WHO SAW THE LIST. "I sold cancer drugs for 11 years. I made $340,000 a year convincing doctors to prescribe treatments I knew didn't work. Then one night, I saw the list. And I understood everything." I was a senior sales representative for one of the top three pharmaceutical companies in the world. I won't name them yet. My lawyers are still working on my protection agreement under the Executive Order. My job was simple: visit oncologists, buy them dinners, take them to conferences, and make sure they prescribed our chemotherapy drugs over the competitors. I was good at it. Top 1% nationally for seven consecutive years. I never questioned it. The drugs had FDA approval. The doctors trusted me. The patients trusted them. The system worked — for everyone except the patients. In November 2024, I was at a private dinner in Manhattan with three executives from my company. We had closed a $1.2 billion hospital network contract. Champagne. Cigars. The usual. One of the executives left his phone on the table when he went to the bathroom. A notification popped up. It was an encrypted message. The preview read: "Updated K-List attached. 2,847 names added this quarter. Confirm receipt." I didn't touch the phone. But I remembered the term. K-List. Over the next three months, I quietly asked around. Most people had never heard of it. But one senior colleague — a man who had been with the company for 30 years — went pale when I mentioned it. He pulled me into a stairwell and said: "The K-List is the kill list. It's every patient whose insurance profile makes them more profitable dead than alive. Long-term treatment patients who are about to hit their coverage cap. If they die before the cap, the company collects the full treatment cycle payment. If they live past it, the insurance stops paying and we lose money." I said: "Are you telling me we let people die for billing optimization?" He said: "We don't let them die. We make sure the treatment doesn't work well enough to save them. The dosing protocols are calibrated. Not to kill. Just to not cure." I went home that night and threw up for an hour. 2,847 names added in one quarter. Four quarters a year. For how many years? The math is simple. And the math is murder. I resigned in January 2025. I took nothing with me except what I remembered. But when Executive Order 2026-1947 was signed, I contacted a lawyer. The NDA protections are dissolving. The whistleblower provisions are active. I am one of dozens preparing to testify. The pharmaceutical industry doesn't just suppress cures. It engineers death on a schedule. And every single executive knows it. The K-List is real. The names on it are real. And in 34 days, the world will see it. 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗱𝗶𝗱𝗻'𝘁 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗵𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝘂𝗿𝗲. 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗲𝗻𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗵. 𝗦𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀. ⟁