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All tweets from an actual high person, which is exactly what everyone wants to read

Joined October 2014
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Older friend in college: Yo we should throw a function tonight. Serious Stoner friend: Hell yeah dude. Ill bring the pot and bongs Nerd: Ahhh maybe. Ive got a test tomorrow Girl whos been fucking Caillou: Can Caillou come
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Replying to @TheTrueCam
Bro this blew up
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Roses are red Churches have a steeple
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Retweet if you’re an adult who uses the library teapawt.net/andrejpwalker/status/9…
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A great gift for your #stonerfam 👽✌️🌿 teapawt.net/shopmoonflower/status/…
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I'm dying. Japanese player Kikuchi just had the Dodger Stadium organist play the Zelda theme as his walk-on music. #WorldBaseballClassic
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bury me with this screencap
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SIMMONS
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The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974).
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Very sad to see Alan Rickman, the actor who played Severus Snape, has passed away. A phenomenal talent has left us. #RestInPeaceAlanRickman
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The seven stages of establishment backlash: Corbyn/Sanders edition interc.pt/1JkiCVo by @ggreenwald
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"He was devoted to his job, doing something with computers" - My parents, reading my eulogy.
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