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HE Peter Obi and Senator Dickson went on boat regatta in the latter’s hometown with some of the town’s “warriors”.
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My most controversial take:
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see your ignorance smelling from ceiling to floor of the street. when I had a dull pain in my Testicles one time, I called one of the foremost best Urologist to come from Nigeria... to educate me and guess what... She's a Woman!... Does she have a testicle?... No. You dumbies always disgrace us everywhere... Imagine an international HR stumble on your tweet... and see your depth of knowledge not thicker than a cell membrane width... do you think you will get a sensitive role? this is 2026... you don't need the IQ of 9 to know this. You need more than a stitch in time to save your IQ. Dense women like you are the ones screaming "Men shouldn't be Gynaecologists"... Imagine if I screamed "Women shouldn't be Urologists", maybe I'll be a-testicle-and-a-half now. Move your head from time to time, it's gathering dust my dear.
Best person to educate someone on how pregnancy feels and it’s a man 😂
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We saw that Yamal performance against Madrid and realized nothing dey outside, we have rice at home
This Madueke “PR” recently😭😭😭😭
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ENUGU STATE: LISTENING TO THE PEOPLE AND BUILDING A UNITED NIGERIA Following yesterday’s (29th October) town hall meeting in Abakaliki, Ebonyi State, I proceeded to Enugu State, where we held another town hall meeting as part of our ongoing nationwide engagement. I was joined by my brother and Vice Presidential Candidate of our party, the NDC, His Excellency, Senator Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso. In Enugu, we met with our teeming supporters and enthusiastic citizens who lined the streets and besieged the venue in their numbers. In our conversations, including the contributions from our Vice Presidential Candidate and me, we reiterated our commitment to uniting and securing the country, tackling corruption, massively investing in critical areas of development, particularly health and education, and pulling our people out of poverty. Shortly before the town hall event, Senator Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso and I met with the leadership of the Christian Association of Nigeria (CAN), Enugu Chapter, where we reaffirmed our commitment to national unity, religious harmony and peaceful coexistence. Leadership must be about listening to the people. Those seeking to lead must understand what Nigerians need and be willing to receive feedback on the impact of government policies and decisions. I thank our teeming supporters, party members and organisers for their dedication and commitment. I also thank the good people of Enugu State for their warm reception. A New Nigeria is POssible, and Nigeria will be OK! -PO
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Dem wan use ronu wound us man, diverse country like this, reduced to fighting over who owns gele and egusi soup
Kwankwasiya dances to Igbo Ogene. It's a real handshake across the Niger and it's happening in our lifetime, guys. Peter Obi is coming.
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Did I not tell you people that baddie economy will be revived? Vote PO
Now we're talking. ✌️
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He will. EVERYBODY NEEDS TO BE OUTSIDE ON ELECTION DAY, PVC or not!!!
Oh boy. Peter Obi might actually win with a landslide
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So we spent N15 trillion (with a T) for a shortcut from Ibeju-Lekki to VI? Do you guys know what N15 trillion (with a T) is That’s more than Tomy Elumelu and Otedola’s wealth put together for a shortcut from Ibeju Lekki to VI
Not going to lie! The Coastal Road is a lifesaver for most of us that Lekki Road has thrown us into depression with heavy traffic! For the past 4 days I had a shoot at Ibeju Lekki and I just linked up with the Coastal Road from VI, and a journey that normally takes 2–3–4 hours depending on the Devilish traffic takes me 30-40minutes Max! Straight road! 0 traffic! That’s one of the few positive things about this Government! Nonsense!
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EBONYI STATE: SECURITY, CORRUPTION, NATIONAL UNITY AND THE DIGNITY OF EVERY NIGERIAN My grassroots sensitisation tour brought me to Ebonyi, the Salt State, today, 29th October 2026, following yesterday’s visit to Akwanga, Nasarawa State, as our nationwide Town Hall Series continues. In Ebonyi, I made a stop at Nkalagu and Ezillo to greet and acknowledge our supporters and briefly visited the market in Ezillo, where I interacted with our hardworking women who trade and bring farm produce to market. In Abakaliki, I joined our party supporters on a road walk to the venue of our town hall meeting. At the town hall, participants raised concerns about insecurity, particularly kidnapping and banditry; corruption; government borrowing; and the deteriorating condition of our hospitals, schools, and other essential amenities. The most touching contribution came from a participant representing persons living with disabilities, who spoke about the challenges they face and the apparent lack of adequate support from government and society. I assured the participants that, upon election, our foremost priorities will be to unite the country, decisively tackle insecurity and confront corruption, while pulling our people out of poverty. To our brothers and sisters living with disabilities, I reiterated that the compassion of a nation is measured by how it treats its most vulnerable citizens. We will work with state governments to ensure their inclusion, proper care and dignity. We will also invest massively in education and healthcare, including at least one fully functional primary healthcare centre in every political ward across Nigeria, while working to reduce the cost of living and expand opportunities for all. I sincerely thank the participants, our party members, the organisers and the good people of Ebonyi State for their warm reception, enthusiasm and active participation. A New Nigeria is POssible, and Nigeria will be OK! -PO
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Esq, distinguishing figurative intent from literal, is simple. And please, drop your abstract examples of metaphor; the case at hand involves two real, verifiable conditions. If a teacher says 'my class is a zoo,' and a staff says 'no, students are not animals,' the teacher won’t produce animal charts to prove her point, she just laughs and says 'it’s just a figure of speech.' But when Mum Zee said 'pregnancy is not a death sentence' and people kept giving cases of maternal mortality to prove her wrong. You didn’t take that as a sign that the exchange wasn’t about a metaphor but a literal assertion of fact??. When a dispute is fought using factual evidence, it is a literal debate over actual outcomes, not a literary exercise. You don’t use factual evidence to argue “the class is a zoo”, nor “life is a journey” nau😂. It was AFTER sufficient medical opinion saturated the air on the subject that they tried taking the “literary” license to evade the critic of the travesty.
“Pregnancy is a death sentence” is a metaphor like “life is a journey” or “time is a revealer”. Not literally true but explains its gravity. Obvious to any reasonable person. If you interpret it as saying that means pregnancy = expected or automatic death, you might be a moron.
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Replying to @mrjoshuasamps0n
I promise you that after building this wonder, there was no commissioning ceremony and no billboard with the governors face on it on the bridge. Folks just do work with public money and quietly go away after their tenure.
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Now we're talking. ✌️
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i like her gannnnnnn 😂😂😭
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This brother and his team are exposing INEC with private tech forensic analysis. These people need visibility and followers. Please follow him! @mundus01 @mundx_analytics
It may take us a while to “crowdfund” this voters’ register audit, but we will. We will expose the fraud and “help” INEC clean it up. Anyways, Governor Okpebholo’s ward went from 4,900 to 15,304. Nice try.
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Hope say na your house you wan roof
Before sending this money , Do nails really cost 200k??
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We must call a spade a spade the antidote to rigging is the people standing to protect their votes
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Why haven't you tried aiming your artistry at Islam? Are you afraid?
Art I got called satanic for:
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Ever notice that in Dune humans fly spaceships between planets but don't use a single computer? That's not a plot hole. It's completely on purpose. The movies barely explain why, but once you know, almost everything else in Dune starts to make sense. About 10,000 years before Paul Atreides, humans did exactly what we're doing right now. They built thinking machines to make life easier. They let the machines do their work and make their decisions, hoping it would set them free. Instead, the people who controlled those machines gained the power to enslave everyone else. Humanity eventually fought back in a holy war called the Butlerian Jihad, and won. The thinking machines were destroyed. To make sure it would never happen again, they made one rule sacred: "Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind." But getting rid of computers created a problem: who would do their work? The answer was humans. Mentats are trained from childhood to think like computers. Navigators use the spice to glimpse the future and steer ships safely through space. The Bene Gesserit spend generations pushing the human mind and body to their limits. Every superpower in Dune exists for one reason: there are no computers. That's my favorite thing about Dune. It's also the most terrifying. Dune isn't a future without AI. It's the future after AI. Frank Herbert wrote that in 1965.
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Warner Bros releases the final trailer for Denis Villeneuve's Dune: Part Three 8% chance the film wins Best Picture at the Oscars
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The day I knew those girls were crazy, was the day they were all talking about Ochanya, I wasn't even active and when I came online, I was just tweeting away, I didn't know there was a matter on the TL. Next thing I started seeing "so mummy Zee has nothing to say on the Ochanya matter abi, and she's a mother too". Wo, I was speechless. You tell me to stay away from matters and still call me to contribute again, I never knew I held such influence. Drag me for my thoughts and drag me for my silence too?? Eti ya werey o.
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