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Washington, DC
Joined February 2009
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Nike SB Air Force 1 SE City Pack “instant” GR release. This and the Light Orewood pair are the only ones to have a white midsole as of now. Love the BLUE on these makes em pop for sure. Lmk what yall think ? #nikesb #airforce1 #instant
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What’s your favorite flower?
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Let me get these stats out the way RQ.. USC Freshmen brothers made there season debut last night vs Milwaukee.. 6’11 Adonis Ratliff.. 25 PTS (7-10 FG, 5-7 3PT, 6-8 FTs) 6 REBS 3 AST 2 STLS 2 BLKS 7’0 Darius Ratliff 14 PTS ( 5-10 FG, 1-1 3PT, 3-4 FTs) 5 BLKS 2 STLS.. Now Last night I had a moment I was bored watching some of these draft prospects… These 2 dude brought me back to LIFE… They are top 2 picks so far in this draft.. we FOUND them yall.. these MFs are special…
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🚨NFL + NBA TALK -The NBA Szn thus far. -Rookies and New Look Teams + Way Too Early MVP and ROTY discussions. -Who is the best team in the NFC? -Broncos too good for Bo Nix to fuck it up? teapawt.net/i/spaces/1qVAQKooZgddW…

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Like an acme cartoon 😭
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Bruh his hand broke?!?!
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We see the Halloween fit lil bro 😭
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Why this dipshit make his videos like this? Tf
🟢 NFL TOUCHDOWN WATCH | WEEK 8
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Shit be so much better if Yaxel was 20 and not 24
What Yaxel Lendeborg Really Said To Zach Edey👀: “You’re just tall, n****! On my momma, you got no hands” This came after a scuffle with Draymond: Edey: “Don’t touch my point guard… what the f*ck are you gonna do?” Green: “Shut up, pu**y” Ike: “We’re not going for that sh*t! You’re not like that”
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This throw from Austin Simmons is INSANE
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Idk where to go right now
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Lmaoooo this fool tripped over his foot
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Lmao it’s no way yall hyping this
Check how Lendeborg spins the post entry pass to bend around his defender 🤯
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Oh nah KD just sent Daniel Gafford to the Shadow Realm
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Booz for the fucking bandz!!!!!!
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